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Women just became obsolete

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:06 pm
by MetalHead
We thought the 80's were the future, but the future is now --- you can get P*ssy in a can!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:26 pm
by Tsukiyumi
What the hell?

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:33 pm
by Mikey
Energy drink? I've always found myself with less energy after indulging in some...


Never mind.

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 6:50 pm
by Tsukiyumi
I'm just wondering what flavor it is exactly. Latina? Asian? Swedish?


...Uh, I mean "what is it, exactly?"

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 8:12 pm
by Mikey
It's all I can do right now to avoid making a seafood- or taco-related joke.

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 8:15 pm
by MetalHead
haha. it's an "all natural" energy drink. no chemicals or artifical stimulants (except caffiene? haha)

just that it was sold in some random corner shop for about £1.50. I can just imagine kid goes into shop with dad, looks at it and goes "Dad can I have some P*ssy?" lmao. Im going to order a crate and tell my mate I got both of us some p*ssy for the night haha!

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:01 pm
by Tsukiyumi
MetalHead wrote:...I can just imagine kid goes into shop with dad, looks at it and goes "Dad can I have some P*ssy?"
"When you're older, son. Oh, right. The drink." :lol:
MetalHead wrote: lmao. Im going to order a crate and tell my mate I got both of us some p*ssy for the night haha!
Nice. :D

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:12 pm
by Mark
Women and drinking have gone hand in hand since the dawn of time.........this just takes it to a new level.

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:32 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Well that's....interesting.

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Thu May 13, 2010 9:57 pm
by Mikey
MetalHead wrote:haha. it's an "all natural" energy drink. no chemicals or artifical stimulants (except caffiene? haha)

just that it was sold in some random corner shop for about £1.50. I can just imagine kid goes into shop with dad, looks at it and goes "Dad can I have some P*ssy?" lmao. Im going to order a crate and tell my mate I got both of us some p*ssy for the night haha!
Yeah, won't he be disappointed when all you give him is a fucking drink. ;)

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 12:54 am
by Nutso
If you drink Pussy everyday, couldn't you like, become a Pussy addict?

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Fri May 14, 2010 6:16 pm
by MetalHead
"Gee, this Pussy sure is cold..."
"Hey, I'm a bit desperate...could I buy your pussy?"
"Excuse me sir, where do you keep the pussy around here?"
"Hey bud, this has been a long day, lets get some pussy before we press on..."

And today, In the shop again after I spent £50 and didn't even get a full tank of diesel (53.7L - not even 12 gallons) I bought a pepperami and a pussy together. how bad is that. lol.

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 12:15 am
by Mikey
What's a "pepperami?" Is that some unholy hybrid between pepperoni and pastrami?

And in other news, if that drink doesn't have an ad jingle yet... my humble suggestion.

Re: Women just became obselte

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:25 am
by Tsukiyumi
Mikey wrote:And in other news, if that drink doesn't have an ad jingle yet... my humble suggestion.
:D

Re: Women just became obsolete

Posted: Sat May 15, 2010 7:57 am
by Sionnach Glic
Fixed the thread title.