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Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:35 pm
by stitch626
I hope no one takes offense at this, its all in good fun.

This is what I learned in class.
Girls = Time x Money
Time = Money
Girls = Money x Money
Girls = Money2
Money = Root of Evil
Girls = Evil

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:36 pm
by Tsukiyumi
:lol:

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 3:44 pm
by Lighthawk
Nicely done, and good job showing your work. A+

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:14 pm
by Sonic Glitch
:lol: That's good. I like it.

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 7:38 pm
by Mikey
Nice to see proof of something I've always known, but I have to ask: what class is that, exactly?

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 8:45 pm
by Lt. Staplic
I'd like to know that too...but that was pretty good :)

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:03 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Glad to know they're finally teaching some useful stuff in schools nowadays. :P

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:20 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
I just realized though, that this "proof" actually proves that girls = evil^2 :shock:

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:28 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Captain Picard's Hair wrote:I just realized though, that this "proof" actually proves that girls = evil^2 :shock:
No, they just equal evil if money is the root of all evil, then money2=evil and money(money) = girls, therefore money2=evil=girls

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:33 pm
by IntrepidPrincess
I agree wholeheartedly. I was evil as a "girl" too. Now I'm an adult, so I'm not a girl anymore, I'm a woman. :lol: Therefore I am no longer evil! :D Unless you consider me a child until I'm 21 :( .

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 11:35 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
IntrepidPrincess wrote:I agree wholeheartedly. I was evil as a "girl" too. Now I'm an adult, so I'm not a girl anymore, I'm a woman. :lol: Therefore I am no longer evil! :D Unless you consider me a child until I'm 21 :( .
I'm sorry, this thread requires a mathematical proof of that! :happydevil:

Just kidding.

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:26 am
by stitch626
Mikey wrote:Nice to see proof of something I've always known, but I have to ask: what class is that, exactly?
Calc III... :mrgreen:

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:50 am
by Lt. Staplic
I'm showing this to my Calc 1 Prof then on Wednesday.

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 12:52 am
by stitch626
Its much better written out because then you can show the extra bit of the evil inside the square root (which should be just before the end).

Re: Proof that girls are evil

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 4:54 am
by Mark
Dude, you are going to get into SOO much trouble when Uzume and Foxx find this thread :twisted: