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Riddle Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 12:58 am
by bob
I know there used to be a riddle thread but I couldn't find it.

Here's one for you:

I have bristly hairs at one end and a long shaft at the other. When fulfilling my purpose, I am brought in and out of a fleshy opening, often leaving a sticky white residue behind. What am I?
A Toothbrush

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 1:42 am
by stitch626
I figured that one out! :D

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:01 am
by Sonic Glitch
I noticed something about the riddle thread, we're lacking some riddles so here is: Riddle Through the Ages

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Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 2:02 am
by Lazar
When is a door not a door?
When it's ajar.

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:37 am
by thelordharry
Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Who's afraid of the big black bat?

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2009 10:43 am
by thelordharry
A woman was horrified to find a fly in her tea. The waiter took her cup and went into the kitchen and returned with a fresh cup of tea. She shouted, "You brought me the same tea!" How did she know?
The waiter told her.....naaah, she tasted the sugar she had already put in it

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:03 pm
by bob
thelordharry wrote:Riddle me this
Riddle me that
Who's afraid of the big black bat?
Riddler
He's slightly sick and twisted

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:25 pm
by bob
What letter can you take a letter from and have another
Dee take away d it becomes ee

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 8:29 pm
by Lazar
bob wrote:What letter can you take a letter from and have another
Dee take away d it becomes ee
As opposed to bee, cee, gee, pee, tee, vee or zee?

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:50 pm
by Captain Seafort
Nitpick: there's no such letter as "zee".

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:54 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Indeed. The letter is "Zed".

Bloody foreigners. :P

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:20 pm
by Mikey
Sionnach Glic wrote:Bloody foreigners.
Yes. Yes, you are.

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:34 pm
by Lazar
Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 10:36 pm
by Mikey
:lol:

Re: Riddle Thread

Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:24 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Lazar wrote:Zed's dead, baby. Zed's dead.
Nice. :lol: