A women died using a jackhammer as a dildo
Wow...just wow. How can abybody be that stupid?
A new Darwin Award winner
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A new Darwin Award winner
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Re: A new Darwin Award winner
No...I can't believe it. She was stated to be a construction worker, she couldn't possibly not realize what would happen. Unless she had gone batshit insane, this has to be fake.JudgeKing wrote:A women died using a jackhammer as a dildo
Wow...just wow. How can abybody be that stupid?
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Totally fake. The second half of it reads like an Onion article.
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Yeah, I call BS. Why the fuck would she be doing it in plain sight in the driveway of all places?
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Well...Rochey wrote:...Why the f**k would she be doing it in plain sight in the driveway of all places?
I'd say the part that makes it obviously a fake are the references to her being the "sole proprietor" of the sex-toy company, and the obviously sarcastic "quote" at the end.
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Re: A new Darwin Award winner
There's no Arndale and no Alpara County in Oklahoma.
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And there you go.
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And so now we move this thread to a more appropriate place.
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It is surprising, even though it is fake.
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Re: A new Darwin Award winner
Ah, thanks, Rochey. I really didn't feel like doing any lifting today.Rochey wrote:And so now we move this thread to a more appropriate place.
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Next question..........how dumb was the guy who published that without checking any facts at all?
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They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: A new Darwin Award winner
Very very very dumbMark wrote:Next question..........how dumb was the guy who published that without checking any facts at all?
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