Seen it! SPOILERS IN HERE!!!!
Posted: Fri May 08, 2009 12:42 am
Not long got back from the first showing. I repeat, the following is a full spoiler discussion!
Basic plot : it opens with the Kelvin in space as the Romulan ship comes out of an anomaly. The Kelvin gets wasted, but Kirk senior stays at the conn to hold them off whilst the ship's shuttles escape. His wife is on board, having his child.
Nice moment. "We could name him after your father," she says to him on the comm. "Tiberius?! You're joking!" He says. LOL moment.
It jumps around a bit... we see young Kirk steal the car. We see young Spock being picked on by older kids. We see older Spock accepted to the Vulcan science academy and then turn them down to join Starfleet. We see older Kirk have a bar fight with some cadets and then chat with Captain Pike, who dares him to join Starfleet.
And I wondered how they would do it... and what they do is show him taking off in a shuttle, then say "Three years later" and skip most all of the academy time. Kirk is taking the Kobayashi Maru test for the third time. He cheats... and rubs their faces in it to boot. Lounges around on the bridge, unconcerned, then blows all the Klingon ships up with one shot each because he's reset their shields to zero.
He's brought up on charges for this. Neat fact : Spock is an instructor at the Academy, and Spock created the Kobayashi Maru scenario. Kirk is defending his actions when an emergency situation arises - apparently a natural disaster on Vulcan. The bulk of Satarfleet is committed in some other place, so they use cadets to man what ships are on hand and send a fleet to Vulcan.
Kirk is not assigned to a ship as he's suspended pending judgement. McCoy injects him with a vaccine which has horrible side effects, thus becoming his doctor, and under regulations he can order him aboard as his patient to ensure continuity of care. Kirk overheard talk of an anomaly at Vulcan and recognises the description from what happened to his father. He warns Captain Pike, and they arrive to find the other Starfleet ships trashed by the Romulan ship. Nero demands Pike come aboard; he does, but sends Kirk, Sulu and a redshirt to attack the drill head and shut it down.
The redshirt is killed instantly (ha!), but Kirk and Sulu win out and damage the drill. Nero winds it in, they beam up and rescue some Vulcans, including Sarek. However the drill DID get to the core of the planet, and Nero drops a little spot of "red matter" into it. Red matter is literally that; a ball of red liquid that a small drop is taken from and then dropped down the hole. That creates a black hole which destroys Vulcan.
Nero heads off to Earth. Spock goes to rendezvous with the fleet, with Kirk insisting they chase Nero down. kirk gets so heated about it that Spock actually has him dumped off the ship in an escape pod onto Delta Vega, the ice planet. Kirk dodges monsters, and meets future Spock in a cave. Future Spock was marooned there by Nero so he could watch Vulcan destroyed and know Nero was going to do the same to other Federation worlds. (Delta Vega is apparently within visual range of Vulcan, strangely.)
Spock is exposition guy. In the future, a supernova was threatening to destroy the galaxy (the whole galaxy. No, I don't know how.) Spock promises to avert the disaster by using Red Matter to create a black hole that will suck up the supernova. Unfortunately he is too late to save Romulus, which is destroyed. Nero, a Romulan miner, is very peeved at this. He attacks Spock and both are thrown back in time.
They go to a Federation base on Delta Vega and meet Scotty. Using Spock's advanced knowledge they modify a transporter to do warp beaming and Scotty and Kirk beam to the Enterprise. Kirk confronts Spock and provokes him over the death of his mother on Vulcan, making him lose his cool and beat Kirk up. Coming to his senses Spock relieves himself as Captain because he is too emotionally involved to be in command, leaving Kirk in command.
They warp to one of Saturn's moons, using the magnetic field to hide their emergence from warp from Nero as he blasts Earth with his drill. Spock and McCoy beam aboard and recapture future Spock's ship; Spock escapes in it and blasts the drill to bits then runs. Nero follows, blasting away at Spock, but the Enterprise intervenes and holds him off. Spock sets the ship to a collision course and Scotty beams him and Kirk off both ships as they hit. The Red Matter makes a black hole in the collision, and Nero's ship is sucked up and destroyed.
Back to the academy. Kirk is commended and appointed as Captain of the Enterprise. Old Spock and young Spock meet; old Spock is staying on here, helping to rebuild the Vulcan race on a new planet.
That's as best as I can remember it.
Good Points : Everybody involved absolutely NAILS their respective characters. These are absolutely the same people we see in TOS. Chris Pine especially does the impossible and just becomes Kirk.
The effects are great.
They leave it wide open for sequels.
Lots of good little moments. We know why Kirk's middle name is Tiberius now. Want to know how McCoy got his nickname? You will. Want to know why McCoy joined Starfleet when he hates space travel? You will. We see Kirk take the Kobayashi Maru test. We see the Enterprise being built (but we don't see her launched, alas).
Nyota is now canonically Uhura's first name.
Bad Points : The tech side is kind of strange. A supernova threatens the galaxy. Delta Vega is within sight of Vulcan... and close enough that Vulcan is BIG in the sky. Red Matter is a droplet of actual liquid that... makes black holes. Somehow.
Travel times also seem rather short. The trip from Earth to Vulcan seemingly takes minutes. Perhaps it's just editing, but... al the trips feel like that. Minutes, hours at the most.
The space battles are a bit hectic and confusing. These aren't even really battles as such... there are no tactics, no maneuvering. It's just ships unloading at one another and one getting trashed. What we do see of space battles tends to be short, too. This is nothing like the ST II battle... it's very much flash-bang-wallop and over.
Final thoughts : To answer the big question, the bulk of this movie takes place in a new timeline created when Nero goes into the past. They even have a scene where they explicitly state "Nero has changed things, whatever we were in his past, we are now in a different sequence of events" - actually said out loud in almost those exact words. This IS a reboot of the franchise, and they could go in whatever direction they like for the future.
And those are my opening thoughts.
Basic plot : it opens with the Kelvin in space as the Romulan ship comes out of an anomaly. The Kelvin gets wasted, but Kirk senior stays at the conn to hold them off whilst the ship's shuttles escape. His wife is on board, having his child.
Nice moment. "We could name him after your father," she says to him on the comm. "Tiberius?! You're joking!" He says. LOL moment.
It jumps around a bit... we see young Kirk steal the car. We see young Spock being picked on by older kids. We see older Spock accepted to the Vulcan science academy and then turn them down to join Starfleet. We see older Kirk have a bar fight with some cadets and then chat with Captain Pike, who dares him to join Starfleet.
And I wondered how they would do it... and what they do is show him taking off in a shuttle, then say "Three years later" and skip most all of the academy time. Kirk is taking the Kobayashi Maru test for the third time. He cheats... and rubs their faces in it to boot. Lounges around on the bridge, unconcerned, then blows all the Klingon ships up with one shot each because he's reset their shields to zero.
He's brought up on charges for this. Neat fact : Spock is an instructor at the Academy, and Spock created the Kobayashi Maru scenario. Kirk is defending his actions when an emergency situation arises - apparently a natural disaster on Vulcan. The bulk of Satarfleet is committed in some other place, so they use cadets to man what ships are on hand and send a fleet to Vulcan.
Kirk is not assigned to a ship as he's suspended pending judgement. McCoy injects him with a vaccine which has horrible side effects, thus becoming his doctor, and under regulations he can order him aboard as his patient to ensure continuity of care. Kirk overheard talk of an anomaly at Vulcan and recognises the description from what happened to his father. He warns Captain Pike, and they arrive to find the other Starfleet ships trashed by the Romulan ship. Nero demands Pike come aboard; he does, but sends Kirk, Sulu and a redshirt to attack the drill head and shut it down.
The redshirt is killed instantly (ha!), but Kirk and Sulu win out and damage the drill. Nero winds it in, they beam up and rescue some Vulcans, including Sarek. However the drill DID get to the core of the planet, and Nero drops a little spot of "red matter" into it. Red matter is literally that; a ball of red liquid that a small drop is taken from and then dropped down the hole. That creates a black hole which destroys Vulcan.
Nero heads off to Earth. Spock goes to rendezvous with the fleet, with Kirk insisting they chase Nero down. kirk gets so heated about it that Spock actually has him dumped off the ship in an escape pod onto Delta Vega, the ice planet. Kirk dodges monsters, and meets future Spock in a cave. Future Spock was marooned there by Nero so he could watch Vulcan destroyed and know Nero was going to do the same to other Federation worlds. (Delta Vega is apparently within visual range of Vulcan, strangely.)
Spock is exposition guy. In the future, a supernova was threatening to destroy the galaxy (the whole galaxy. No, I don't know how.) Spock promises to avert the disaster by using Red Matter to create a black hole that will suck up the supernova. Unfortunately he is too late to save Romulus, which is destroyed. Nero, a Romulan miner, is very peeved at this. He attacks Spock and both are thrown back in time.
They go to a Federation base on Delta Vega and meet Scotty. Using Spock's advanced knowledge they modify a transporter to do warp beaming and Scotty and Kirk beam to the Enterprise. Kirk confronts Spock and provokes him over the death of his mother on Vulcan, making him lose his cool and beat Kirk up. Coming to his senses Spock relieves himself as Captain because he is too emotionally involved to be in command, leaving Kirk in command.
They warp to one of Saturn's moons, using the magnetic field to hide their emergence from warp from Nero as he blasts Earth with his drill. Spock and McCoy beam aboard and recapture future Spock's ship; Spock escapes in it and blasts the drill to bits then runs. Nero follows, blasting away at Spock, but the Enterprise intervenes and holds him off. Spock sets the ship to a collision course and Scotty beams him and Kirk off both ships as they hit. The Red Matter makes a black hole in the collision, and Nero's ship is sucked up and destroyed.
Back to the academy. Kirk is commended and appointed as Captain of the Enterprise. Old Spock and young Spock meet; old Spock is staying on here, helping to rebuild the Vulcan race on a new planet.
That's as best as I can remember it.
Good Points : Everybody involved absolutely NAILS their respective characters. These are absolutely the same people we see in TOS. Chris Pine especially does the impossible and just becomes Kirk.
The effects are great.
They leave it wide open for sequels.
Lots of good little moments. We know why Kirk's middle name is Tiberius now. Want to know how McCoy got his nickname? You will. Want to know why McCoy joined Starfleet when he hates space travel? You will. We see Kirk take the Kobayashi Maru test. We see the Enterprise being built (but we don't see her launched, alas).
Nyota is now canonically Uhura's first name.
Bad Points : The tech side is kind of strange. A supernova threatens the galaxy. Delta Vega is within sight of Vulcan... and close enough that Vulcan is BIG in the sky. Red Matter is a droplet of actual liquid that... makes black holes. Somehow.
Travel times also seem rather short. The trip from Earth to Vulcan seemingly takes minutes. Perhaps it's just editing, but... al the trips feel like that. Minutes, hours at the most.
The space battles are a bit hectic and confusing. These aren't even really battles as such... there are no tactics, no maneuvering. It's just ships unloading at one another and one getting trashed. What we do see of space battles tends to be short, too. This is nothing like the ST II battle... it's very much flash-bang-wallop and over.
Final thoughts : To answer the big question, the bulk of this movie takes place in a new timeline created when Nero goes into the past. They even have a scene where they explicitly state "Nero has changed things, whatever we were in his past, we are now in a different sequence of events" - actually said out loud in almost those exact words. This IS a reboot of the franchise, and they could go in whatever direction they like for the future.
And those are my opening thoughts.