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"Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:11 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Similar in concept to the "Bad movies you love anyway" thread, what films do absolutely hate that are commonly considered (either by critics or the masses) as great?

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:14 pm
by Nutso
Titanic.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 6:44 pm
by Captain Seafort
LotR:RotK - not quite the worst in the trillogy, but far, far short of the standard set by FotR.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:21 pm
by Phantom Renegade
Lord of the Rings movies, Harry Potter movies, and Titanic. Titanic should end like this.

I've seen that video a dozen times, still makes me laugh.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:25 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Seven. I hate that movie.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:12 pm
by Graham Kennedy
Schindler's List.

I know, I know, but I thought it was boring, not particularly moving or emotional, and it cheated on the "shower" scene in a way that I just do not understand. Wild horses wouldn't make me watch it again.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:44 pm
by Mikey
Titanic for me as well, and Gone With the Wind. I just can't see the attraction.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:48 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Phantom Renegade wrote:Harry Potter movies,
I never thought they lived up to the books myself. (nevertheless, I can't picture the characters as anything but the movie representations though - which generally weren't bad. Snape and Black were quite well played, etc.)

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 9:49 pm
by Graham Kennedy
Oh Lordy. I found myself watching the start of Gone With the Wind once, and I thought "Hell, this looks dull but I'll watch it until thingy says that 'don't give a damn' line and then bail."

It's virtually the last bloody line in the movie! I sat there for three and a half hours waiting. By the end of it I was thinking "say the bloody line, say the bloody line..."

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 10:17 pm
by Mikey
Yep. All the length of Gandhi, none of the pesky thought-provoking.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:15 pm
by Sionnach Glic
I'll go with Titanic. For Christ's sake, just sink the fucking boat already!

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:18 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Rochey wrote:I'll go with Titanic. For Christ's sake, just sink the f***ing boat already!
I don't know; the "Kate Winslet posing for her portrait" scene wasn't entirely unnecessary. :wink:

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:23 pm
by Sionnach Glic
If the film were cut down to just that one scene and the rest consisted of a home-made film of a 10-year-old re-enacting the sinking scene with a toy ship, it'd be far superior to what we really got.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 11:42 pm
by Mikey
Wait a minute... the ship sinks?!

Here's one - Eyes Wide Shut. The great, great, GREAT Kubrick shuffled off this mortal coil with a huge black mark on his career.

Re: "Great" movies you can't stand

Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 12:01 am
by Graham Kennedy
Spoilers again!

:P