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Enjoy, Chuck as usual is hilarious and his cold improves his voice.

I always thought the less said about Threshold the better

Mark wrote:I always thought the less said about Threshold the better

I'll agree, but that was pretty funny.

I'll still have to check it out. It DESERVES to be ridiculed

Ha, just as brilliant as I was hoping.
Loved the line about shoveling care-bears into a furnace.

I just realised this (someone on SDN mentioned Hitchhikers): Warp 10 is the Infinite Probably Drive from Hitchhikers, except instead of turning into a flower or conjuring a whale it turns you into a lizard.

I still think Starfleet should work on developing my idea for the Ocampa drive, in which Ocampans and 8472s are thrown together in a small chamber. If The Gift is to be believed, each Ocampa so used will allow a ship to travel some 10,000 light years in a matter of seconds!

The only problem is that with the farcically nonsensical, but canon, given birthrate of the Ocampa, they're a non-renewable resource.

Mikey wrote:The only problem is that with the farcically nonsensical, but canon, given birthrate of the Ocampa, they're a non-renewable resource.

Assuming they can't be mass-cloned, of course.

Maybe you could cross breed one with a Tribble - never ending supply.

Hey, you can mate anyone with anything and come up with fertile offspring, so I see no reason it wouldn't work.

I don't think even Trek has tried breeding a humanoid with something that looks like it should be hanging from someone's rear view mirror. Yet, anyway.

Well, the salamander sex came close.

That's different - they were both salamanders. Besides, obviously giant salamanders are a hyper-evolved form of humanity.

I meant in terms of sheer "WTF" value, not of any logic.