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Justs for sh*ts and giggles

How about some comical last words. For example:

"Hey guys, watch this!"
"What does this button do?"
"You are a coward Klingon!" etc etc

Think of any funny ones?

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

Oh, it's a parcel from someone called Blackstar?

I could have sworn that I shut that cage door....

A few inmates last words before execution :-

"Well, gentlemen, you are about to see a baked Appel" - George Appel, executed by the electric chair.

"How about this for a headline for tomorrow's paper? French fries" - James French,also given the chair

"I'd like to thank my family for loving me and taking care of me. And the rest of the world can kiss my ass" -Johnny Frank Garrett, Sr

"I'd rather be fishing." - Jimmy Glass

"They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist..."

I can't remember the name, but that was a Confederate general talking about snipers, right?

Not quite, it was a Union general - Maj Gen John Sedgwick, at the Battle of Spotsylvania Courthouse. Wiki says he was the senior Union officer to be killed in the war.

On a vaguely related note, why do the names of US battles so often sound like something out of Monty Python?

Captain Seafort wrote:...why do the names of US battles so often sound like something out of Monty Python?

We're a wacky country.

:::playing with the pin on a hand grenade:::

"I wonder what would happen if I pulled this."

Nothing. Just don't let go of the handle.

Oops.

Ahh, yes. Oops. Quite possibly the most expressive word in the English language.

*Dives for cover*

"That'll be the day" - Jean Luc Picard. 'All those famous Generals, Admirals, military leaders I could quote - nah, lets go with John Wayne'

Look Mom, no hands!

"Relax. It isn't loaded. See?"