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I know I've writtens stuff I decided against using, or there's stuff I thought could be done on a blooper reel, so for fun I thought we should add a topic where you can post stuff from the cutting room floor.

cut from my second post:

Blackstar took a seat in the taur-form captain's chair. The armrests ended in a panel on the left hand side, and a joystick on the right hand side. Shi touched the joystick, and hir chair rotated in the indicated direction. Shi smiled. "I've always wanted a rotating chair." Shi continued playing with the joystick, eventually causing it to short and and cause the chair to rotate randomly. "Whoa! Okay...getting a little scared here," said Blackstar as shi held on for dear life. "The power of christ compeles you. The power of Tom Cruise compels you? Okay, I need an old priest and an young priest. Whoa!" The chair finally stops. "Okay...sick as a dog. I'm gonna vomit..."

and a series of bloopers from my third post:

this is what the lines were supposed to be:
"Name?"
"Kluck, son of Margot, house of Dallan"
"expertise?"
"Hand to hand combat"
"experiance?"
"fighting along the Romulan border."
"That's it?"
"Yes"
"Anything else?"
"I'll do just about anything, and I'm very cheap."
"So is Gunny's mom, but I'm not hiring her either. Next!"

This is the bloopers from when Blackstar tried to adlib:

Blackstar:"Name?"
Interview #1: "Kluck, son of Margot, house of Dallan"
"expertise?"
"Hand to hand combat"
"experiance?"
"fighting along the Romulan border."
"That's it?"
"Yes"
"Anything else?"
"I'll do just about anything, and I'm very cheap."
"If only I had a slip of latinum for everytime someone's told me that"

"I'll do just about anything, and I'm very cheap."
"I said the same thing once, and that's how I lost my virginity"

"I'll do just about anything, and I'm very cheap."
"Well, you do look pretty..."
Gunny: "Stop right there."
Blackstar: "oh, come on it was going to be funny."

Blackstar:"Name?"
Interview #1: "Kluck, son of Margot, house of Dallan"
Blackstar: "You aren't going to be a regular are you? I mean, what kind of name is Kluck? That's the sound a chicken makes."

"I'll do just about anything, and I'm very cheap."
"..."
Gunny: "It's your line Blackstar."
"Damnit."
Gunny: "You can't swear on TV."
"Fuck you."

You guys can post here too you know

I don't really have anything. If I edited something out before I posted it, then it's gone. The closest thing I can think of is that I was going to have Gunny pull an Indy on the Klingon in the bar when we were recruiting, and just shoot him instead of hitting him with a beer mug.

You can also make up bloopers or do anything else you would thing would be funny with the characters.

Outtakes:

The original line was:

"Tally, Where the hell have you been?" Blackstar said, Not noticing the highly obvious changed to Tally's appearance. She had long, flowing Black hair. The fringe fell straight over her left eye.
"Sorry. Something failed with a plasma conduit, i've been restricted to warp 4," She replied, Noticing the Tholian beside Blackstar. "And you must be Mr. Thrall?" She offered.

On the fifth take

Talora: "Sorry. Something failed...on my ship and I was late...What was the line?"
Thrall: Lady only here cause she's sleeping with the director.
Blackstar: I'm standing right here.
Thrall: I'm going to get bumped out of the next 50 episodes...