Page 1 of 7
Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:27 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
Simple concept. Come up with lines people would never say. Doesn't have to be trek.
(At the end of Star Trek II)
Kirk: I feel young.
Bones: That's great because Spock probably feels like crap.
Naruto: Don't believe it!
Any Galactica character(to a Cylon): Hey laserlips! Your mama was a snowblower!(cookie for reference
)
Any Cylon: Come with me if you want to live
Any Cylon: You will be terminated
Bush: I am a lousy president.
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 6:33 pm
by colmquinn
Johnny 5 - cookie
"Wow, no line of people waiting to be treated today doctor, why don't you go play a round of golf"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 7:01 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
Picard, to replicator: "Mint tea, cold"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:22 pm
by kostmayer
Riker to any female - "Sorry, I'm not that type of guy"
Replicator to Picard - "Wuss - try a mans drink"
Worf before hitting someone -
"I promised you, dad, not to do the things you done.
I walk away from trouble when I can.
Now please dont think Im weak, I didnt turn the other cheek,
And papa, I sure hope you understand:
Sometimes you gotta fight when youre a man"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:26 pm
by Aaron
Riker to Geordi:
"You know what your problem is LaForge? Chicks dig fat guys."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 8:34 pm
by Aaron
Data:
"I can plug in a number of add-ons into my groinal socket, even an egg wisk."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 9:11 pm
by Tsukiyumi
Cpl Kendall wrote:Data:
"I can plug in a number of add-ons into my groinal socket, even an egg wisk."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Mon Jun 16, 2008 11:56 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
Kirk: I am gay!
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:42 am
by Tsukiyumi
ChakatBlackstar wrote:Kirk: I am gay!
Sulu: I'm not gay!
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 12:43 am
by Blackstar the Chakat
Obi-Wan: Use the targeting computer
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 1:34 am
by Captain Picard's Hair
Leia: "Ooh, I just LOVE big men in black machine suits!"
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 2:32 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
Rochey: I am wrong
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 3:32 pm
by Sonic Glitch
Any SF Admiral: " Enterprise you can stand down. We have another ship that is closer/faster/better-equipped-for-what-we-need, then you."
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 6:17 pm
by Reliant121
Obi-wan : Yay, this is why i love flying!
Re: Things people would never say
Posted: Tue Jun 17, 2008 9:51 pm
by stitch626
Tribble (if it could talk): No don't feed me!