What's the latest in people's lives?
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How funny. As I'm reading this, "I can't dance" is playing on my speakers at work
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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And I provide "motivation".Sionnach Glic wrote:Hey, every kid needs a bit of motivation at some point or another.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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Were you stood on his foot as you punched him?Deepcrush wrote:You laugh, but today I had a kid say I threw him back into class. BUT, if one of his feet didn't come off the ground. Then it doesn't count as throwing.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
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kostmayer wrote:Were you stood on his foot as you punched him?
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At a wild guess, I'm going to say yes.
"You've all been selected for this mission because you each have a special skill. Professor Hawking, John Leslie, Phil Neville, the Wu-Tang Clan, Usher, the Sugar Puffs Monster and Daniel Day-Lewis! Welcome to Operation MindFuck!"
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I think I said before I've never had to punch any of the kids. My intention is to take them down without causing harm if possible.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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I don't know if this is true or not, but somebody told me that a teenage body isn't as developed as it looks. You get a "grown up" of similar size who punches a teenager they can cause more harm than they intend, or more than if they punch another adult.
Again......don't know if its true.....just something I was told.
Again......don't know if its true.....just something I was told.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Its very true. The teenage body is, pound for pound, not equal to a full grown adult. Their bones haven't hardened over, nor have their muscles finished developing. This is more the case for boys then for girls.
I can easily over power kids larger then myself and there is the constant worry that I may over react and cause more harm then needed.
I can easily over power kids larger then myself and there is the constant worry that I may over react and cause more harm then needed.
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Well I finally got around to updating my blog. There are two new posts, one from last month in response to racists comments by a Tea Party speaker, and one from this month in response to an email I received from a conservative friend. http://thesituationreport.wordpress.com/ Both reference "Blazing Saddles" in one way or another
"All this has happened before --"
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
"But it doesn't have to happen again. Not if we make up our minds to change. Take a different path. Right here, right now."
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Well, this morning was the first time in a while I NEEDED the alarm clock to wake up. Hated it, there.
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Ironic, today was the first time in a while I got to ignore my alarm.RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Well, this morning was the first time in a while I NEEDED the alarm clock to wake up. Hated it, there.
In other news, my work put in new hand driers in the bathroom. Amazingly, they actually work damn well, and they look like no other drier I've ever seen.
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I'm sorry, but from the side it looks like a freaky paper shredder... I would not put my hands in that.
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You know, it does, doesn't it? And they do call it The Airblade.stitch626 wrote:I'm sorry, but from the side it looks like a freaky paper shredder... I would not put my hands in that.
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Yeah... not putting my hands in it.Lighthawk wrote:You know, it does, doesn't it? And they do call it The Airblade.stitch626 wrote:I'm sorry, but from the side it looks like a freaky paper shredder... I would not put my hands in that.
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In other news....my in-laws who still have custody of my kids have forbidden me from going to my 10 year old daughters birthday party unless I start paying them back some of the money that my ex owes them. It feels like they are hold them for ransom.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.