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No excuse necessary. I'm good at giving that advice, not so much at taking it myself.

Damn it Mikey.....when that corvette cut me off, where were you and your wisdom BEFORE I caught up with it at a parking lot, grabbed my keys, and......................................................................






Never mind.

So, after about ten Aleves, and a quarter of a liter of whiskey, I'm still not able to walk today. Bathroom? I'm holding it.

As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.

F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.

Tsukiyumi wrote:So, after about ten Aleves, and a quarter of a liter of whiskey, I'm still not able to walk today. Bathroom? I'm holding it.

As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.

Geez, I'm sorry.

F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.

In a similar vein, a few days ago i argued against the "God is perfect" argument by saying that he can't be because he made the massive mistake of creating man...

Sonic Glitch wrote:

F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.

In a similar vein, a few days ago i argued against the "God is perfect" argument by saying that he can't be because he made the massive mistake of creating man...

Actually, I misread the label. It's a 1.75 liter bottle.

Shall I mail you some Vics?

Somehow, I don't think that's a plausible solution.

Thanks, though.

Sonic Glitch wrote: In a similar vein, a few days ago i argued against the "God is perfect" argument by saying that he can't be because he made the massive mistake of creating man...

But who's to say that he made us this way to begin with? Sorry, that's just a bad arguement.

Tsukiyumi wrote:So, after about ten Aleves, and a quarter of a liter of whiskey, I'm still not able to walk today. Bathroom? I'm holding it.

As a result, I don't get to go to Bingo with my grandma today.

F*cking ACLs. "Intelligent" design, my ass.

He was drunk.

Or, after five days hard work, he was looking forward to a break and rushed the job.

Captain Seafort wrote:Or, after five days hard work, he was looking forward to a break and rushed the job.

He said those two awful words..."close enough"

So, This storm is inpressily annoying. Yet I love it, haha.

bob and I went around and shoveled people's drives and porches, and got a couple tips for it, didn't ask for money, just got some. Tomorrow we'll be doing the same thing. My back is gonna be killing me.

Nickswitz wrote:...inpressily...

And Nick wins the "Not Actually A Word" Award for the day.

Hey everybody! Just posting to let you know I'm still around. Since I was last on the forum, I've attended a Model UN conference and binge-watched every episode of Lost. So yeah.

Lazar wrote:Hey everybody! Just posting to let you know I'm still around. Since I was last on the forum, I've attended a Model UN conference and binge-watched every episode of Lost. So yeah.

You've attended a Model UN Conference? Where at? I'm supposed to be attending one at Penn State this weekend, but due to "the snowstorm of the decade" (which is absolutely wimpy where we are) we've postponed our departure until tomorrow morning.