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Captain Seafort wrote:Aliens? Predators? The real question you have you ask is can Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris fire three rounds a minute in any weather? 8)

They don't have to - they can kick three asses before any of them get a shot off.

Depends if they're threatening Bruce's children or not. If not, then yes, kicks three asses. If they are, Bruce kicks them so hard their ancestors fly through a wall.

And no, it doesn't matter if they're in an open field. They'll fly through a wall!

I like pickles.

Royal_Foxx wrote:I like pickles.

I've always wanted to try them deep-fried!

I have a Figma figure of Rider from Fate/Stay Night on my desk.

mwhittington wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:I like pickles.

I've always wanted to try them deep-fried!

Hooters got them the last time I was there.

I like this poem.

mwhittington wrote:

Royal_Foxx wrote:I like pickles.

I've always wanted to try them deep-fried!

Now that's an idea.

Captain Seafort wrote:Aliens? Predators? The real question you have you ask is can Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris fire three rounds a minute in any weather? 8)

Its not that Chuck Norris fires three rounds in a minute. Its that he allows each person a twenty second period to reflect on their lives before deciding the weather that he shoots them in. As weather only exists because Chuck Norris allows it.

Deepcrush wrote:

Captain Seafort wrote:Aliens? Predators? The real question you have you ask is can Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris fire three rounds a minute in any weather? 8)

Its not that Chuck Norris fires three rounds in a minute. Its that he allows each person a twenty second period to reflect on their lives before deciding the weather that he shoots them in. As weather only exists because Chuck Norris allows it.

Well said.

GrahamKennedy wrote:I like this poem.

Is that Silverstein?

Yes

I am wearing a tie because I have a few meeting today. I feel sooooo much more productive with the tie on... blah!

Ties make you feel more productive... how?

They make him feel more productive, he said.