A new random thread

[Mikey]

Aliens? Predators? The real question you have you ask is can Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris fire three rounds a minute in any weather? 8)

They don't have to - they can kick three asses before any of them get a shot off.

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Depends if they're threatening Bruce's children or not. If not, then yes, kicks three asses. If they are, Bruce kicks them so hard their ancestors fly through a wall.

And no, it doesn't matter if they're in an open field. They'll fly through a wall!

[Angharrad]

I like pickles.

[mwhittington]

I like pickles.

I've always wanted to try them deep-fried!

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

I have a Figma figure of Rider from Fate/Stay Night on my desk.

[McAvoy]

I like pickles.

I've always wanted to try them deep-fried!

Hooters got them the last time I was there.

[Graham Kennedy]

I like this poem.

[alexmann]

I like pickles.

I've always wanted to try them deep-fried!

Now that's an idea.

[Deepcrush]

Aliens? Predators? The real question you have you ask is can Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris fire three rounds a minute in any weather? 8)

Its not that Chuck Norris fires three rounds in a minute. Its that he allows each person a twenty second period to reflect on their lives before deciding the weather that he shoots them in. As weather only exists because Chuck Norris allows it.

[alexmann]

Aliens? Predators? The real question you have you ask is can Bruce Lee or Chuck Norris fire three rounds a minute in any weather? 8)

Its not that Chuck Norris fires three rounds in a minute. Its that he allows each person a twenty second period to reflect on their lives before deciding the weather that he shoots them in. As weather only exists because Chuck Norris allows it.

Well said.

[Mikey]

I like this poem.

Is that Silverstein?

[Graham Kennedy]

Yes

[Jim]

I am wearing a tie because I have a few meeting today. I feel sooooo much more productive with the tie on... blah!

[alexmann]

Ties make you feel more productive... how?

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

They make him feel more productive, he said.