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The Mercedes Bens dealership I work at is right across the street from the BMW dealership. I was just looking out the window and noticed that in their showroom window, somebody parked a bicycle. How odd

There is now a large goose in the parking lot that keeps honking and waving its wings aggressively at people as they leave the building. I suppose it's my duty to go deal with it.

Lighthawk wrote:There is now a large goose in the parking lot that keeps honking and waving its wings aggressively at people as they leave the building. I suppose it's my duty to go deal with it.

Nah... Film it first

Lighthawk wrote:There is now a large goose in the parking lot that keeps honking and waving its wings aggressively at people as they leave the building. I suppose it's my duty to go deal with it.

I've heard they go well with plum sauce.

I find myself really wishing the company I work at would let us carry guns, or even just a taser or mace. I chased the dumb bird off the lot, but then it followed after me on my way back. It's now just standing outside by the bushes, staring at me through the glass...

Find a brick.

Or a dog.

Depends on the dog. Geese can be pretty vicious, and unless the dog is either aggressive, big, or both, then it could be quite a nasty scrap.

Bricks, on the other hand, are a reliable solution to most animal-related problems.

Captain Seafort wrote:Depends on the dog. Geese can be pretty vicious, and unless the dog is either aggressive, big, or both, then it could be quite a nasty scrap.

Well, obviously I meant a worthwhile dog, not one of those little teacup vermin things that people erroneously call "dogs."

Captain Seafort wrote:Bricks, on the other hand, are a reliable solution to most animal-related problems.

Yeah? We've got a decent population of black bears in New Jersey. Many hunters don't even go for 'em because New Jersey doesn't allow hunting by rifle. So, these guys don't want to go to bear town because they only have a 12-gauge with a 3" cartridge of double-ought... you want to take one with a brick?

Mikey wrote:Yeah? We've got a decent population of black bears in New Jersey. Many hunters don't even go for 'em because New Jersey doesn't allow hunting by rifle. So, these guys don't want to go to bear town because they only have a 12-gauge with a 3" cartridge of double-ought... you want to take one with a brick?

1) I said most animal-related problems

2) It depends how big the brick is. I'd like to see a bear that can stand up to Warwolf.

I'll do it if its a brick of C4

Mikey wrote:Well, obviously I meant a worthwhile dog, not one of those little teacup vermin things that people erroneously call "dogs."

Thank you.

Mark wrote:I'll do it if its a brick of C4

But how do you get the bear to stand still while you set the timer?

Captain Seafort wrote:1) I said most animal-related problems

You - of all people - should recognize genuine... what do you call it... "piss-taking" when you see it.

Tsukiyumi wrote:Thank you.

Ugh. My cousin got one of those Bichon Frises, and I just want to jam a broomstick up its ass and mop a floor. I call my dog a "small to average dog," because he only weighs about 75 lbs.

Mikey wrote:Ugh. My cousin got one of those Bichon Frises, and I just want to jam a broomstick up its ass and mop a floor. I call my dog a "small to average dog," because he only weighs about 75 lbs.

Mikey wrote:You - of all people - should recognize genuine... what do you call it... "piss-taking" when you see it.

Hence my second comment.