A new random thread

[Mark]

The Mercedes Bens dealership I work at is right across the street from the BMW dealership. I was just looking out the window and noticed that in their showroom window, somebody parked a bicycle. How odd

[Lighthawk]

There is now a large goose in the parking lot that keeps honking and waving its wings aggressively at people as they leave the building. I suppose it's my duty to go deal with it.

[Sonic Glitch]

There is now a large goose in the parking lot that keeps honking and waving its wings aggressively at people as they leave the building. I suppose it's my duty to go deal with it.

Nah... Film it first

[Tsukiyumi]

There is now a large goose in the parking lot that keeps honking and waving its wings aggressively at people as they leave the building. I suppose it's my duty to go deal with it.

I've heard they go well with plum sauce.

[Lighthawk]

I find myself really wishing the company I work at would let us carry guns, or even just a taser or mace. I chased the dumb bird off the lot, but then it followed after me on my way back. It's now just standing outside by the bushes, staring at me through the glass...

[Sionnach Glic]

Find a brick.

[Mikey]

Or a dog.

[Captain Seafort]

Depends on the dog. Geese can be pretty vicious, and unless the dog is either aggressive, big, or both, then it could be quite a nasty scrap.

Bricks, on the other hand, are a reliable solution to most animal-related problems.

[Mikey]

Depends on the dog. Geese can be pretty vicious, and unless the dog is either aggressive, big, or both, then it could be quite a nasty scrap.

Well, obviously I meant a worthwhile dog, not one of those little teacup vermin things that people erroneously call "dogs."

Bricks, on the other hand, are a reliable solution to most animal-related problems.

Yeah? We've got a decent population of black bears in New Jersey. Many hunters don't even go for 'em because New Jersey doesn't allow hunting by rifle. So, these guys don't want to go to bear town because they only have a 12-gauge with a 3" cartridge of double-ought... you want to take one with a brick?

[Captain Seafort]

Yeah? We've got a decent population of black bears in New Jersey. Many hunters don't even go for 'em because New Jersey doesn't allow hunting by rifle. So, these guys don't want to go to bear town because they only have a 12-gauge with a 3" cartridge of double-ought... you want to take one with a brick?

1) I said most animal-related problems

2) It depends how big the brick is. I'd like to see a bear that can stand up to Warwolf.

[Mark]

I'll do it if its a brick of C4

[Tsukiyumi]

Well, obviously I meant a worthwhile dog, not one of those little teacup vermin things that people erroneously call "dogs."

Thank you.

[Mikey]

I'll do it if its a brick of C4

But how do you get the bear to stand still while you set the timer?

1) I said most animal-related problems

You - of all people - should recognize genuine... what do you call it... "piss-taking" when you see it.

Thank you.

Ugh. My cousin got one of those Bichon Frises, and I just want to jam a broomstick up its ass and mop a floor. I call my dog a "small to average dog," because he only weighs about 75 lbs.

[Tsukiyumi]

Ugh. My cousin got one of those Bichon Frises, and I just want to jam a broomstick up its ass and mop a floor. I call my dog a "small to average dog," because he only weighs about 75 lbs.

[Captain Seafort]

You - of all people - should recognize genuine... what do you call it... "piss-taking" when you see it.

Hence my second comment.