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Re: Star Trek XI
When my wife first tried to get me to go see Titanic, I told her, "Why bother? The damn thing's going to sink."
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Re: Star Trek XI
Not a fan of historical films, then?
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Re: Star Trek XI
Actually, I am of some. Many semi-fictional ones piss me off when they take license with the facts for no dramatic reason...
but the above was merely an excuse to avoid seeing Titanic.
but the above was merely an excuse to avoid seeing Titanic.
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I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Re: Star Trek XI
An excuse for seeing Titanic? I have taste? I have testicles? While Kate Winslet is rather actrative it is not worth sitting through hours of crap just to see her tits.
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Re: Star Trek XI
Agreed 100%. I had the misfortune of being dragged to that movie. Never was I more pleased to see a ship sinking, purely for the fact that it heralded the end of that film.
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Re: Star Trek XI
I wholeheartedly agree. When I got dragged along, that was at least a good signpost. I remember thinking "ok, ships sinking, almost over." Had no idea how long it took a friggin ship to sink though.Rochey wrote:Agreed 100%. I had the misfortune of being dragged to that movie. Never was I more pleased to see a ship sinking, purely for the fact that it heralded the end of that film.
We must at least thank the writers of Trek for not bringing us a "Starship Titanic". Thank heavens.
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Re: Star Trek XI
I'm sure they had it in mind.
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Really now? It's not a bad movie. I resisted watching it for years, but for the love of god, it's a thoroughly watchable movie. A few sappy parts, but there's some nice action bits and a well written story line.Teaos wrote:An excuse for seeing Titanic? I have taste? I have testicles? While Kate Winslet is rather actrative it is not worth sitting through hours of crap just to see her tits.
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Re: Star Trek XI
I ended up seeing it - it's completely pure and uncut saccharine.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Star Trek XI
Captain __________, you are hereby requested and required to assume command of the Starship Titanic................
:::Captain in question quickly jumps out the nearest airlock:::
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:::Captain in question quickly jumps out the nearest airlock:::
Ok. Congradulations, Commander _____________ on your promotion to Captain.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
Re: Star Trek XI
Titanic. I was glad he died at the end.
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Re: Star Trek XI
The only good bit is the guy who lets go of the railings as the ship tilts, then whacks his legs on his way down and goes spinny spinny - and you can see that bit in the music video.
That said, 3 minutes of Celine Dion is almost as painful and 3 hours watching the film.
That said, 3 minutes of Celine Dion is almost as painful and 3 hours watching the film.
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Re: Star Trek XI
Personally, I quite enjoyed when the smoke stack tower falles and squishes those poor sods trying to swim away.
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Re: Star Trek XI
My father told me that a cruise company wants to build a Titanic-II. That worries even me.
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Re: Star Trek XI
I guess people all want to show how "un-superstisious" they areDeepcrush wrote:My father told me that a cruise company wants to build a Titanic-II. That worries even me.
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Have they never realized that we have a word for things like that?
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They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.