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Why does everyone treat me like a killer spy? We all know how much I hate violence.

We know. You hate it so much, that it makes you want to kill...

Mikey, come join us in my office... I will only take six minutes. 8)

Deepcrush wrote:Mikey, come join us in my office... I will only take six minutes. 8)

That's all? I usually take at least half an hou... Oh, right. The killing.

I'd say it involves air and the human brain but neither would mark your fancy.

No, it takes more than that to mark Tsu's fancy.

Okay, can we please stop talking about my fancy?

Monroe.........your ship is still in drydock. It will be launched as soon as I have time to brainstorm

Mark wrote:Monroe.........your ship is still in drydock. It will be launched as soon as I have time to brainstorm

Her captain is going to begin executing the drydock workers in order to motivate them

OH, I know! Vent one into space in an EVA suit with a small hole in it but an open comm. Let the dockers hear that for a min or two. Bet they'd move real quick then!

Taking a page from Tarkin's book, Deep?

Oh, umm, yeah, Tarkin's book...

*slides government "Policies and Protocals* under the desk*

I mean, where else would I find something like that...?

Knowing my government, I'm not sure if he's serious or not