This is a weird compliment dude...Tsukiyumi wrote:So, she was what, 16 when you met her?Deepcrush wrote:My g/f. Just counted our third year together.
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I meant to insinuate that she looks quite young. Pretty sure that's a compliment. 
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Besides, witht he part of MD that you're from, he could have asked if it was your sister.
JK, Jess. I know the difference between Maryland and Arkansas.
JK, Jess. I know the difference between Maryland and Arkansas.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
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as Bull offed Custer
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I'll massacre your ass as fast
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...and Alabama, and Louisana, and Mississippi...Mikey wrote:Besides, witht he part of MD that you're from, he could have asked if it was your sister.
JK, Jess. I know the difference between Maryland and Arkansas...
Anyone know why they can't teach drivers ed. and sex ed at the same time in Alabama?
They've only got one car.
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You know how to circumsize a hilbilly?
Kick his sister in the chin.
Now, back to the topic at hand.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Seeing how she broke my nose over smoking, God help you if she meets you guys.
Wave bye bye to the dead men...
Wave bye bye to the dead men...
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Uh, I'll smoke and drink over here now...Deepcrush wrote:Seeing how she broke my nose over smoking, God help you if she meets you guys...
*moves 100 yards away*
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As long as she doesn't get a hold of a rifle sitting in the closet by the living room with the ammo sitting on the wine rack, you'll be ok... 8)
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Don't listen to him, I am not a violent person! I know nothing of fighting and guns, I only know of embroidery and kittens!
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Did I forget to specify that the 'here' I was referring to is a reinforced bunker?Deepcrush wrote:As long as she doesn't get a hold of a rifle sitting in the closet by the living room with the ammo sitting on the wine rack, you'll be ok... 8)
I've heard that one before!Jessbird wrote:Don't listen to him, I am not a violent person! I know nothing of fighting and guns, I only know of embroidery and kittens!
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Preditors usually try to lure their prey into a false sence of security, right before they make the kill.
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:::looks around suddenly:::
Hey, why the hell am I standing around here, all alone?
Hey, why the hell am I standing around here, all alone?
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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You're not alone, you're just the only one standing on the big bullseye...
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