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Re: Caption Competition

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I believe there are quite a few entrants who are not part of the forum.
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Aye, it seems a lot just stop by to do the poll, cap comp and read.
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We oughta work on that.
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I use my on screen name - I use it all over the place really.

I'd imagine there's a lot of non forum posters, this site must have many more regular viewers then forum members.

And dammit, someone already did the Spartacus comment! :)
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I use my on screen name - I use it all over the place really.

I'd imagine there's a lot of non forum posters, this site must have many more regular viewers then forum members.

And dammit, someone already did the Spartacus comment! :) And the Malcovich one.
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I posted this morining at school, i love simple computer classes
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I got a mention last week, strangely I thought it was the least funnf of my 3 entries.
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And dammit, someones done the "To baldy go joke" - pipped at the dash 3 times in one week!

Can't we deduct points for obvious answers like they do on QI?
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Um, how?
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I'd disagree with that idea. That something is obvious does not mean it is not funny.
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Rochey wrote:I'd disagree with that idea. That something is obvious does not mean it is not funny.
No matter how many times it's been said! :lol:
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I didn't mean all the time, just when someone beats me to it :)
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:lol:
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No matter how many times it's been said!
Exactly. :P
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Rochey wrote:
No matter how many times it's been said!
Exactly. :P
Indeed. :P
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