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How does she smell?

I'm not going to answer, because he said "wife," not "dog." Even in jokes, there are some lines I don't cross.

Besides, I've never met her.

Mikey wrote: he said "wife," not "dog."

Hey, I've never seen her, the words may be synonymous.

Griffin wrote:How does she smell?

She can't, she's not got a nose.

thelordharry wrote:

Griffin wrote:How does she smell?

She can't, she's not got a nose.

Aha, I see what you did there!

Well played.

Bruce Lee is not a memetic badass. A memetic badass requires their feats to be exaggerated, and Bruce needs nothing of the sort.

I didn't know where to put this, but I was having a conversation with a couple of people at work the other day, and somehow we got to discussing our beliefs, and the women was baffled by the fact that I am an atheist but I believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life. Se said its a contradiction to believe that there's life elsewhere in the universe, if I don't believe in a supreme being.

How is that? That makes no sense to me, as the two are completely different things? Anyone have any clue what she is talking about?

*PS if this should be elsewhere, my apologies.

Nah, this is good a thread as any, and i see no contradiction either.

Tinadrin Chelnor wrote:I didn't know where to put this, but I was having a conversation with a couple of people at work the other day, and somehow we got to discussing our beliefs, and the women was baffled by the fact that I am an atheist but I believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life. Se said its a contradiction to believe that there's life elsewhere in the universe, if I don't believe in a supreme being.

How is that? That makes no sense to me, as the two are completely different things? Anyone have any clue what she is talking about?

*PS if this should be elsewhere, my apologies.

I tend not to apply logic to the extremely religious. If you try you just end up like this ->

I'm not an atheist, and I don't get her reasoning either.

So... odd reasoning. Got it. All in favor? All opposed? Motion passed!

Tinadrin Chelnor wrote:I didn't know where to put this, but I was having a conversation with a couple of people at work the other day, and somehow we got to discussing our beliefs, and the women was baffled by the fact that I am an atheist but I believe in the existence of extra-terrestrial life. Se said its a contradiction to believe that there's life elsewhere in the universe, if I don't believe in a supreme being.

How is that? That makes no sense to me, as the two are completely different things? Anyone have any clue what she is talking about?

*PS if this should be elsewhere, my apologies.

Tell her to pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY

RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Bruce Lee is not a memetic badass. A memetic badass requires their feats to be exaggerated, and Bruce needs nothing of the sort.

Hence the creation of Chuck Norris facts! On Chuck Norris' driver's license, he has a special spot under the spot for "doner" that reads: " I'm Chuck Norris and I'll be providing the hospital with thousands of organs from other donors."

thelordharry wrote:Tell her to pray that there's intelligent life somewhere up in space, 'Cause there's bugger all down here on Earth.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JWVshkVF0SY

Haha, this is very true. I shall let her know that tomorrow At least its not just me, thought maybe I'd missed something. Cheers y'all for confirming my sanity (well, near enough).