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Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 10:29 pm
by Nickswitz
Mark wrote:I suppose, taking off the hat and saying "excuse me" just never occured to them?
Well damn it Mark, are you expecting them to have common sense or something.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:02 pm
by Mark
Oh dear, what the hell was I thinking?
I was never a schoolhouse trouble maker. Never saw a benefit in it. I only started crap if I was getting something tangible out of it.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:15 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:22 pm
by Deepcrush
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
Yeah, I have kids your size who have tried to pick fights with me... The biggest problem/joy is that they don't know I HIT BACK. Maybe I'm just such a nice and kind looking little man that they feel I couldn't hurt them in return...
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:40 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Deepcrush wrote:RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:I never made trouble because I was eighty friggin' pounds when I graduated. Survival=duck low and move quickly.
Yeah, I have kids your size who have tried to pick fights with me... The biggest problem/joy is that they don't know I HIT BACK. Maybe I'm just such a nice and kind looking little man that they feel I couldn't hurt them in return...
Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:47 pm
by Deepcrush
RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Tue Nov 17, 2009 11:54 pm
by Nickswitz
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:01 am
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Deepcrush wrote:RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.
Well, survival instinct
does make me happy, but I'll take those too.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:28 am
by Mark
I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 12:56 am
by Deepcrush
Mark wrote:I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
Its a tough guy thing. In prison, clothes tend to hang loose because of sizing. However, what most boys in high school don't know (of which I love telling them just for the looks on their faces) is that to wear your pants below your butt means that another man already owns your butt and there for they have to ask his permission before they can have their way with you.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:18 am
by Lt. Staplic
Deepcrush wrote:Mark wrote:I never understood the whole pants falling down thing. Do girls REALLy find it attractive to see a guys boxers? What if he's walking around with skid marks????
Its a tough guy thing. In prison, clothes tend to hang loose because of sizing. However, what most boys in high school don't know (of which I love telling them just for the looks on their faces) is that to wear your pants below your butt means that another man already owns your butt and there for they have to ask his permission before they can have their way with you.
I can just imagine what their reactions are like
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:42 am
by Deepcrush
A belt... 5$
Baggy pants... 30$
The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS
Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.
FDIC, not valid in all states. See local schools to apply.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 3:06 am
by Lt. Staplic
Deepcrush wrote:A belt... 5$
Baggy pants... 30$
The look on his face when you tell him what it means... PRICELESS
Somethings in life are free... for everything else... there's Mr Nizer.
FDIC, not valid in all states. See local schools to apply.
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 1:45 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Deepcrush wrote:RK_Striker_JK_5 wrote:Ah, so I have what they lack-a survival instinct.
I was going to say - IQ, culture, manners, teeth not made of fake gold, passing grades, pants above your knees... but whatever makes you happy.
So you basically work at a school filled with "gangsta" wannabes, correct?
If even half of what I've heard of such people is true, everything you've said about your job suddenly makes sense.
Also, what's this about trousers being around your knees?
Re: What's the latest in people's lives?
Posted: Wed Nov 18, 2009 2:21 pm
by Deepcrush
Sionnach Glic wrote:So you basically work at a school filled with "gangsta" wannabes, correct?
Yes
Sionnach Glic wrote:If even half of what I've heard of such people is true, everything you've said about your job suddenly makes sense.
Do tell?
Sionnach Glic wrote:Also, what's this about trousers being around your knees?
These kids try to act tough but more in a gang banger way rather then in a manly way. So they like the prison act sometimes. Though they're too stupid to know what it means half the time.