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Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 6:18 pm
by Mark
You know what scares me?.........................I GOT IT!!!!
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 9:21 pm
by mwhittington
Mikey wrote:It sort of goes along with the way I once tried to explain the difference between being drunk and being stoned. When you're really drunk and something happens, you laugh because you're really drunk. When you're stoned and the same thing happens, you laugh because it's really, really funny.
Here's another explanation for the difference between being drunk and being stoned: A drunk will run a STOP sign, while a stoner will wait for the STOP sign to turn green!
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Wed Feb 11, 2009 11:46 pm
by Mikey
yeah.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 12:16 am
by Mark
Man, that's a blonde joke!!!
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 8:40 am
by Tsukiyumi
Yeah.
The stoner would stop at the stop sign, start looking for their lighter, or sunglasses, or burrito half, or that quarter they dropped under the seat last week, and forget they're stopped in the middle of the street.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:14 pm
by USSEnterprise
Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah.
The stoner would stop at the stop sign, start looking for their lighter, or sunglasses, or burrito half, or that quarter they dropped under the seat last week, and forget they're stopped in the middle of the street.
Do know this from experience?
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Thu Feb 12, 2009 9:28 pm
by Tsukiyumi
USSEnterprise wrote:Tsukiyumi wrote:Yeah.
The stoner would stop at the stop sign, start looking for their lighter, or sunglasses, or burrito half, or that quarter they dropped under the seat last week, and forget they're stopped in the middle of the street.
Do know this from experience?
I have
seen it, yes.
I rarely get distracted.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 12:53 am
by Mark
Tsu, you've just described taking a ride with my sister, Julie!!!!!!!
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:42 am
by Tsukiyumi
Mark wrote:Tsu, you've just described taking a ride with my sister, Julie!!!!!!!
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 4:58 am
by Foxfyre
Mark wrote:Tsu, you've just described taking a ride with my sister, Julie!!!!!!!
mental note never never ride with your sister....
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 6:59 pm
by Mark
Wise desicion. I remember she used to drive in between two lanes while trying to roll one. And the FUNNIEST thing I ever saw was seeing her try and light a "pipe" with the car's cigerette lighter.
Then there WAS a story about a half eaten burrito................
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:03 pm
by Mikey
Mark wrote:try and light a "pipe" with the car's cigerette lighter.
I can't imagine any possible way to accomplish that.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:17 pm
by Mark
Placing over the bowl. Didn't work. Laying the coil against the metal. Didn't work. Using it to light a piece of paper to get a flame. Droped smoking ash on her lap, and didn't work.
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 11:38 pm
by Foxfyre
Wow, never heard of anyone tying that but the mental picture is cool
Re: The Random Thread
Posted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 12:11 am
by Tsukiyumi
Christ, just pull into a gas station and buy a lighter!
Like I've said before, if I ever quit smoking, I'll still carry a lighter. The ability to make fire on command is a hell of an advantage.