Wait a minute, I'm living in Ireland, yet I'm prevented from seeing an Irish show? Bloody Youtube.
But yeah, I got there first.
The full bit:
Colin: "Hello there, Father."
Ted: "Hello Colin, out and about?"
Colin: "Same as yourself."
Ted: "Good."
Colin: "I hear you're a racist now, Father."
Ted: "What?"
Colin: "How did you get interested in that type of thing?"
Ted: "Who said I'm a racist?"
Colin: "Everyone's saying it, Father. Should we all be racists now? What's the Church's official stance on all this? Only, the farm takes up most of the day, and at night I just like a cup of tea. So I might not be able to devote myself full-time to the ol' racism."
Mrs Carburry: "Good for you, Father!"
Ted: "What? Ah, Mrs Carburry!"
MC: "Good for you, Father! Someone has the guts to stand up to them at last! Coming over here, taking our jobs and our women and acting like they own the fecking place! Well done, Father! Good for you! I'd like to....fecking Greeks!"
Colin: "It isn't the Greeks, it's the Chinese he's after!"
Ted: "I'm not after the Chinese!"
MC: "I don't care who we get so long as I can have a got at the Greeks. They invented gayness!"
Ted: "Look! You're not having a go at anybody! I am not a racist! God...." *walks off*
MC: "Fecking Greeks!"
*pause*
Colin: "How's Mary?"
MC: "Oh, she's fine. She got that job she was after!"
Colin: "Oh, great."