Ruin-a-Desire

The Wormhole · Post by **The Wormhole** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 12:41 am

Granted. However, as Q's sidekick, you're only a mortal with no powers.

I wish I wasn't always so pressed for time.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:14 am

Granted, but you now have nothing to do with your life besides sit on the couch and eat ham sandwiches.

I wish this cut on my shoulder would heal faster

Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 2:37 am

MetalHead wrote:Granted, but you now have nothing to do with your life besides sit on the couch and eat ham sandwiches.

I wish this cut on my shoulder would heal faster

Granted, but the doctor who heals you uses "Tis only a flesh wound" ad nauseum.

I wish Synthehol existed now.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:10 am

Granted, but you are allergic to it and can only ever drink apple juice

I wish I had a big fat chicken kebab on fresh naan bread with mayonaise smothered all over it

The Wormhole · Post by **The Wormhole** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:19 am

Granted, but there's a bunch of ants living in it.

I wish insects didn't bother humans.

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 3:41 am

Granted, insects have been blown up to human size and humans have been shrunk to insect size, and now we bother them.

I want a better paying job.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:49 am

Granted - you get a $1/year pay rise

I wish England would win the 2nd Test. *tunes in to TMS*

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 10:57 am

(Sweet! That's an extra $2,000 a year! Not enough to really celebrate, but nice nonetheless!)

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Mon Jul 30, 2007 1:26 pm

Granted, but they win the boobie prize.

I wish I had a steak and ale pie

Varthikes · Post by **Varthikes** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 12:52 am

Granted. Trelane made the steak and ale pie, which means it has no taste.

I wish I was a dragon...

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:07 am

Granted, but you're the last of your kind and thusly will never be able to have sex ever again for the rest of your life (which will only be a few months, since dragon hunting is a popular and lucrative industry).

I wish I could buy Beerlao in Canada.

Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:23 am

I Am Spartacus wrote:Granted, but you're the last of your kind and thusly will never be able to have sex ever again for the rest of your life (which will only be a few months, since dragon hunting is a popular and lucrative industry).

I wish I could buy Beerlao in Canada.

Granted, as I sell you a six pack of it, but then bust a bottle of it over your skull while pouring a bottle of Stone Vertical Epic down your mouth telling you to enjoy a real beer.

I wish I had a bottle of Stone Vertical Epic, 02 Vintage in my fridge.

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:36 am

Oh no, I know you did not just insult Beerlao, hands down the best beer in the world. Anyone insulting Beerlao has either never tried it, or needs to check if there are any psychiatric inpatient facilities in his hometown.

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:38 am

Granted. But President George W. Bush shows up and drinks it "in the name of national security."

Foxbat · Post by **Foxbat** » Tue Jul 31, 2007 1:39 am

I wish I had a nickle for every time someone ruined a wish.