The DITL Fleet

[Deepcrush]

CLOSE... but not really. I fix problems, where ever they come up from. Like printers... 8)

[Tsukiyumi]

CLOSE... but not really. I fix problems, where ever they come up from. Like printers... 8)

So, political censorship is your new beat. Well, whatever works for you, I guess.

" Change this line, printer, or I'll 'fix' you... And maybe your family as well!"

[Lt. Staplic]

[Mikey]

I interpreted it more like, "This printer isn't really working the way we'd like. Please go adjust that printer, or remove it..."

[Tsukiyumi]

I interpreted it more like, "This printer isn't really working the way we'd like. Please go adjust that printer, or remove it..."

Oh, right. I was thinking of the people who work in print shops. Of course, Deep will say he's referring to computer printers, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

[Mikey]

Just be right more privately.

[Tsukiyumi]

...I mean,

[Lt. Staplic]

what should have been the first one:

USS Daystrom

The USS Daystrom was the first class of the scout class to be produced. The main objective of the Daystrom was to be the training ship for all future Daystrom Class captains and crew. The ship did this well as well as aquiring a vast amount of knowldge, useful and otherwise, in it's memory banks. Unfortuneately commanding the ship appears to have a side effect on the captains. None of them seem to be able to stay on the mission for more than a few days. This effect does have a plus side to it however. It drives away all captains that are unable to adapt, and move with the mission, leaving only the quick wited captains the leaders of the Daystrom Program are looking for. Upon recieving their own ships some captains have been able to correct this defect, but many continue to be afflicted by it.

[Tsukiyumi]

Hey, is that some kind of dig for us going off-topic all the time? Because, if it is, I'll...

...Ah! My baked potato should be done. Did you know that potatoes are native to the Americas? I didn't know that until middle school. Before that, I assumed they came from Ireland, because they're a staple food, included in such dishes as...

[Lt. Staplic]

ironicly the potato is at the heart of a circular migration...the English/Irish came to the US where they discovered potatoes, the Potatoes wen't back to europe where the irish in particular took a liking to the new crop, in the 1800's a devistating virus destroyed the potato crop causing massive irish migration back to the US, and now once again people are migrating back to ireland...

...and of course that was a dig against our ability to stay on topic...that's what this is all...

..ohh a penny!

[Mark]

I interpreted it more like, "This printer isn't really working the way we'd like. Please go adjust that printer, or remove it..."

Oh, right. I was thinking of the people who work in print shops. Of course, Deep will say he's referring to computer printers, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

Kind of like Maxwell Smart worked for a "Greeting Card" company.

[Sonic Glitch]

I interpreted it more like, "This printer isn't really working the way we'd like. Please go adjust that printer, or remove it..."

Oh, right. I was thinking of the people who work in print shops. Of course, Deep will say he's referring to computer printers, but I'm pretty sure I'm right.

Kind of like Maxwell Smart worked for a "Greeting Card" company.

Really? Didn't know that.

[Lt. Staplic]

me neither, but I haven't ever seen the show.

[Monroe]

Mark and Rochey probably know me best so one of you better come up with a ship for me!

[Sonic Glitch]

me neither, but I haven't ever seen the show.

You poor...poor...deprived child you...