Borg VS the Phase Pistol
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Deepcrush
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Agreed, though the world is anything but fair. I mean just look at who my country is stuck with was its leaders.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
And look what we'll have if Barak Obama wins....an "Obama-nation"Deepcrush wrote:Agreed, though the world is anything but fair. I mean just look at who my country is stuck with was its leaders.
Just for the record, I am a Barak Obama supporter.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
I had to read that twice to get it.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Credit must go to my roommate. He felt it was a real pun-ishmentMikey wrote:I had to read that twice to get it.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Mikey
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Stop, my ribs... 
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Tsukiyumi
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
"...And I thought my jokes were bad..."
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thelordharry
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Speaking of bad jokes, I've always wondered what the start of that joke was in 'Generations' when Geordie and Data had beamed over to the Lab to check out what was going on and it went something like:
"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go"
Anyone come up with a beginning?
"The clown can stay, but the Ferengi in the gorilla suit has to go"
Anyone come up with a beginning?
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”
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Sionnach Glic
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
We actualy had a whole thread on that joke last year to figure out what the hell the joke actualy was.
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Reliant121
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
i'm glad i weren't here to catch it.
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Deepcrush
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
You're as close to your grammer as I am numbers.i'm glad i weren't here to catch it.
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
Something involving a big eared ape perhaps???
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Reliant121
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
-slaps deep- shush you!
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Deepcrush
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Re: Borg VS the Phase Pistol
*boot stomps Reliant*
Since when do I ever shut up!
Since when do I ever shut up!
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu