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Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:06 am**

That's a safe bet

Posted: **Fri Sep 19, 2008 1:17 am**

Just makin' sure

Posted: **Sat Sep 20, 2008 6:52 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 11:23 am**

Super-modified Sovereign, replace all Photon tubes with Quantum launchers, boosted Type XII phasers, transwarp.

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:17 pm**

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 12:46 pm**

I dub thee the USS Wank.

Posted: **Mon Sep 29, 2008 3:08 pm**

Nah, he just lifted that from the website in "The worst technical site" thread.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:43 am**

Throw on a phase cloaking device, hyper phasers, ions torps, and a bunch of other stuff too! Top speed warp 21!!!

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:48 am**

Mark wrote:Throw on a phase cloaking device, hyper phasers, ions torps, and a bunch of other stuff too! Top speed warp 21!!!

Psshaw. Warp 21 is for shuttles. A top-of the-line fanwank battlecruiser has to pull at least warp 60.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:50 am**

Ack....what was I thinking?

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 12:51 am**

Mark wrote:...what was I thinking?

There's your problem right there.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:18 am**

Get out of my head you thoughts!!! Get out!!!

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 11:50 am**

Of coarse Warp 60 is based on the wanktastic scale.

Posted: **Tue Sep 30, 2008 1:07 pm**

Ha ha. I laugh loudly. I think it should be closer to Warp 70. Warp 60 is for wimps.

Posted: **Wed Oct 01, 2008 12:21 am**

Ludicrous speed = warp 999

Instant teleportation to anywhere, any time, and in any universe.

You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?