You're a Captain,you get to pick your starship. Which class?

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That's a safe bet :mrgreen:
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Just makin' sure :worried:
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:twisted:
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Super-modified Sovereign, replace all Photon tubes with Quantum launchers, boosted Type XII phasers, transwarp.
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... :roll:
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I dub thee the USS Wank.
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Nah, he just lifted that from the website in "The worst technical site" thread.
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Throw on a phase cloaking device, hyper phasers, ions torps, and a bunch of other stuff too! Top speed warp 21!!!
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Mark wrote:Throw on a phase cloaking device, hyper phasers, ions torps, and a bunch of other stuff too! Top speed warp 21!!!
Psshaw. Warp 21 is for shuttles. A top-of the-line fanwank battlecruiser has to pull at least warp 60. :)
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Ack....what was I thinking?
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Mark wrote:...what was I thinking?
There's your problem right there. :lol:
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:bangwall: Get out of my head you thoughts!!! Get out!!! :bangwall:
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Of coarse Warp 60 is based on the wanktastic scale.
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Ha ha. I laugh loudly. I think it should be closer to Warp 70. Warp 60 is for wimps.
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Ludicrous speed = warp 999

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