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Well, we did all agree. No curbstomp though. The look on her face was just priceless.

Lt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!

While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams apple

Mark wrote:

Lt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!

While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams apple

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tell Tsu to shave next time.

ROFL---LOL

Lord I needed that laugh.......thanks brother.

I couldn't pass for a girl for one second.

Mark wrote:

Lt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!

While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams apple

I've had worse - been in a toilet at a urinal minding my own business - as you do. A transvestite is in the urinal next to me and asks me if I'd like a hand shaking

My exit was so prompt I think I pissed all over my foot.

I remember the latter part of the movie 'Bachelor Party' where one of the guys arrested was yelling "she pees standing up!"

well, darn, now I'm depressed I got off msn last night mark...I could have gotten the first reaction

Thorin wrote:

Mark wrote:

Lt. Staplic wrote:Marks off for the Weekend....Women beware!!!

While going downstairs for dinner, I was propositioned by a Ma-hoo (a crossdresser). How do I know this? Being after seven o'clock.....said "woman" had a 7 o'clock shadow, and a large adams apple

I've had worse - been in a toilet at a urinal minding my own business - as you do. A transvestite is in the urinal next to me and asks me if I'd like a hand shaking

My exit was so prompt I think I pissed all over my foot.

OMG LMFAO

Went swimming today, and became a casulty to the invading force of the sun's elite UV division.

Lighthawk wrote:Went swimming today, and became a casulty to the invading force of the sun's elite UV division.

They have this really awesome thing called sunblock. Though, I've heard it might cause cancer too. Yay.

So, the sun causes cancer. Sunblock causes cancer. Screw it. I'm staying inside on the forum.

Mark wrote:So, the sun causes cancer. Sunblock causes cancer. Screw it. I'm staying inside on the forum.

Yep. That'll give you cancer too.

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Mark wrote:So, the sun causes cancer. Sunblock causes cancer. Screw it. I'm staying inside on the forum.

Yep. That'll give you cancer too.

Yeah, thats my bad.