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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:36 am
by Teaos
Granted. You are then caught in a volcanic explosion and buried in lava forever.
I wish it was sunny outside.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:46 am
by Foxbat
Granted! You are now on the surface of Mercury!
I wish DITL would go on forever!
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:59 am
by celeritas
Granted! DITL will go on forever, but you'll never be around to know it.
I wish I'd win the DITL caption contest.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 6:21 am
by Dean Martlou
granted. it's the only thing you ever win.
i wish to be more wistful....
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:10 pm
by JudgeKing
Granted, but now you are in a Xindi torture chamber.
I wish I had holodeck controls and emitters in my room.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:29 pm
by celeritas
granted, but your electricity bill will bankrupt you.
i wish i had more friends.
Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 11:41 pm
by Foxbat
Granted! Welcome to Cell Block D, Maximum Security Detention Center. And for a bonus wish, your roomate is Charles Manson...
I wish I had invented the Simpsons and were to receive all the rights and royalties therewith (yes, I used therewith in a wish...)
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:34 am
by MetalHead
granted, but you somehow get framed for copyright infringement by a 13 year old who claims she invented them.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 1:43 pm
by Sionnach Glic
I wish I knew how the hell this managed to grow to 5 pages!
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:19 pm
by MetalHead
granted, but this will be the only thing you could ever remember
I wish my boss would stop being horrible and give me some overtime
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 7:28 pm
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, you have now volunteered to work 100 hours a week without pay.
I wish I could curl up on the couch with a big bag of potato chips.
Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:59 pm
by Bryan Moore
I Am Spartacus wrote:Granted, you have now volunteered to work 100 hours a week without pay.
I wish I could curl up on the couch with a big bag of potato chips.
Granted, but the 6 ton bag of potato chips crushes you, your couch, and much of your house.
I wish I could play guitar like Stevie Ray Vaughan (No helicopter jokes)
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 12:45 am
by MetalHead
Granted, but anytime you touch a musical insturment it disintegrates.
I wish I had a nice cold pint of strongbow
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 4:31 am
by I Am Spartacus
Granted, but it was spiked by the girl you brought home, and she proceeded to rob you of everything of value.
I wish I could travel to the future and become a world renown historian on all things 20th/21st century.
Posted: Sun Jul 29, 2007 5:27 pm
by Foxbat
Granted. It is now 2 days into the future, and your world reknown is only good on planet Neptune...
I wish I was Q's sidekick.