What starship would you least like to captain?
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Re: What starship would you least like to captain?
More like a curse.
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Re: What starship would you least like to captain?
Captain of a one man vessel. I dont think you could get a smaller power trip.
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It is if you wear a captain's hat.Mikey wrote:Is that really a captaincy?Tsukiyumi wrote:Any of the shuttles up to the type-11 would be my choice.
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*imagines Tsukiyumi sitting in a Type 15 wearing a Pirate's hat cackling and yelling "I be captain of the ship, so I am!!!!"*
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Exactly.GrahamKennedy wrote:*imagines Tsukiyumi sitting in a Type 15 wearing a Pirate's hat cackling and yelling "I be captain of the ship, so I am!!!!"*
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Really? I saw him in a white peaked cap with a lifesaver-anchor device, double-breasted blazer, ascot, and pipe.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I see him passed out in a dingy with a bottle of Vodka.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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I prefer whiskey, but, hey.Teaos wrote:I see him passed out in a dingy with a bottle of Vodka.
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That Klingon Raptor in Sleeping Dogs (ENT), that thing was not only cramped but utterly filthy.
Yes I know I could clean it but I doubt that Targ dung stench comes out easily.
Yes I know I could clean it but I doubt that Targ dung stench comes out easily.
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Sounds a bit like my apartment.Cpl Kendall wrote:That Klingon Raptor in Sleeping Dogs (ENT), that thing was not only cramped but utterly filthy.
Yes I know I could clean it but I doubt that Targ dung stench comes out easily.
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Still herding your own stock in the coat closet, Tsu?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
Re: What starship would you least like to captain?
Voyager. It's ugly. I'm pretty sure it's crew will be ugly too.
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I thought the Intrepid was one of the nicer looking ships.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Beauty is in the eye of the beholder... (especially when talking about trek ships)
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Pfft... you think that's ugly? Stay away from the E-DNutso wrote:Voyager. It's ugly. I'm pretty sure it's crew will be ugly too.