Ask a silly question

Post by **Mikey** » Tue Mar 04, 2008 3:52 pm

On that note, do Chinese people stay full for an extra hour after eating American food?

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:24 am

More of a joke:
What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both hang around Uranus looking for Klingons.

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 5:41 pm

*Kicks mwhittington's shine*

You had it coming.

Blackstar the Chakat · Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:17 pm

mwhittington wrote:More of a joke:
What do the USS Enterprise and toilet paper have in common?
They both hang around Uranus looking for Klingons.

or what my uncle calls Saturday night

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:20 pm

Deepcrush wrote:*Kicks mwhittington's shine*

You had it coming.

Ditto to Chakat.

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 7:58 pm

Ouch! That smarted! It was just a joke! They also made James Kirk toilet paper, but it wouldn't take any sh*t from anyone!

Deepcrush · Post by **Deepcrush** » Mon Mar 17, 2008 8:01 pm

Did you know that every month, Chuck Norris donates 10 gallons of blood!? None of it his own!

mwhittington · Post by **mwhittington** » Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:09 am

Yes, and he's able to eat a Rubik's Cube scrambled and sh*t it out solved!

Captain Picard's Hair · Thu Mar 20, 2008 4:16 am

Why do Major League Baseball teams have "managers" when other (American) professional sports teams have "head coaches?"

Captain Picard's Hair · Fri Mar 21, 2008 7:43 pm

Just thought of one more along the line of the Chinese questions above: In Russia, are toilets known as "Ivans?"

Post by **Tsukiyumi** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 2:32 am

" Excuse me, Dimitri, I must go use the Ivan."

That's pretty funny.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Sat Mar 22, 2008 4:24 am

Here's a question for you? How can anyone spend thousands of (whatever currency you use) on a car and not know what it IS!?

Jesus. Old people at my job always forget where they parked but half of them don't know what they drive and half the time then its something brand new and top of the range!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHHHHHHHHH

Zanarkand · Post by **Zanarkand** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:45 am

I have one: If you drove a car down Sesame Street, would you in fact end up in Mr. Rogers neighborhood?

Granitehewer · Post by **Granitehewer** » Mon Apr 21, 2008 11:06 am

and would mr rogers show you his big bird?

Captain Picard's Hair · Mon Apr 21, 2008 9:31 pm

Just what will Boeing do after the 797?