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*shots fired*

Minor nitpick, but it's "Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves!"

It's not a claim, it's an instruction. Always bugs me when people get it wrong.

I like happy endings.

Deadpool gifs

Check out the smile on that cop.

Nutso wrote:

Yeah, holy hell. She caught him blowing a guy and got in an argument over it; then he apparently tossed her off of his jet ski several times, she hit her head, and he left her out in the ocean butt ass naked. She later died, probably from exposure. 24 hours in the ocean can do that.

You know how some people look at their dog's asshole and see Jesus? Well this redditor looked at his broken phone machine and saw,

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Nutso wrote:

Yeah, holy hell. She caught him blowing a guy and got in an argument over it; then he apparently tossed her off of his jet ski several times, she hit her head, and he left her out in the ocean butt ass naked. She later died, probably from exposure. 24 hours in the ocean can do that.

Well, he'll have plenty dudes to blow in prison. He could have just gone home with his wife and cried, do the divorce, and live the rest of his life never having to deny who he really is.

Indeed. What a fucked up situation.