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Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?

Deepcrush wrote:Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?

Lots of times... after 8 or 12, even Milwaukee's Best starts tasting OK.

They wouldn't let us take our beer bottles outside, which almost started a fight. So one of the barkeeps offered us jumbo cups, but they weren't filled with beer!.

On a sidenote, they are also searching people before they go in. Anything that can be used as a weapon is no longer allowed... Fucking hippies...

Deepcrush wrote:They wouldn't let us take our beer bottles outside, which almost started a fight.

Most municipalities won't let you drink on the street, no matter from what sort of container.

Deepcrush wrote:So one of the barkeeps offered us jumbo cups, but they weren't filled with beer!.

They do that in New Orleans, too. The idea is to put the beer from the bottle which you can't take outside INTO the cup which you can.

Damn hippies...

Mikey wrote:

Deepcrush wrote:Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?

Lots of times... after 8 or 12, even Milwaukee's Best starts tasting OK.

Man, I've never had that much to drink...

I have. I was on a four day pass in the Army, lost track of things later that night into the next morning. Woke up buck naked in some girls house, with my clothes nowhere to be found. Still had my keys and wallet though.

Try sneaking back onto base up to the barracks stark naked.

Mark wrote:Still had my keys and wallet though.

Where di dyou-

Never mind. I don't want to know.

I once woke up in a bathtub, completely dressed, in a house with which I was unfamiliar. Also, I couldn't see, even though I was assured by someone walking in that my eyes were definitely open.

Mikey wrote:

Mark wrote:Still had my keys and wallet though.

Where di dyou-

Never mind. I don't want to know.

I once woke up in a bathtub, completely dressed, in a house with which I was unfamiliar. Also, I couldn't see, even though I was assured by someone walking in that my eyes were definitely open.

ROFL.....they were under the pillow I was using. I was sleeping passed out behind a couch.

Mikey wrote:

Deepcrush wrote:Have you ever drank so much that your taste buds started to fail?

Lots of times... after 8 or 12, even Milwaukee's Best starts tasting OK.

Ugh. "The Beast" never tastes good to me. Though, for pure awful, Pearl Light wins hands down.

Deepcrush wrote:Anything that can be used as a weapon is no longer allowed...

"So, I can come in, but my hands, feet, elbows, knees, forearms, shins, shoulders, and head cannot? Interesting. I suppose you could just toss my torso on a barstool and pour the beer down my neck hole..."

Ah, you know my dad's approach to playing basketball.

Mikey wrote:Ah, you know my dad's approach to playing basketball.

I adapted a "full-contact" version of the game back in middle school. Man, I was witty back then...

Kid I shoved out of the way: "Hey! That's a foul!"

Me: "Your f*ckin' face is foul."

"Your girl friend is a fowl!"

Shit, wrong state...

Someone made me feel old yesterday. They ask "who is Mcguyver".