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Reliant... good for you. Stand up for yourself, mate.

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Deepcrush wrote:...Was that a crack about Jessbird...

Hardly. I just rarely meet women who are both attractive and intelligent. And cool.

And since I'm not interesting in strange, I'm by myself for long periods of time.

Oh ok. I was a little confused...

A state as large as Texas and you can't find yourself a lady friend???

Mikey wrote:TLH - many congratulations. Is she your first? A daughter does many ownderful things, and some insanity-inducing things, to a man. Enjoy.

I thought I was getting off the hook with my eldest daughter. She's a bit of a tomboy, and prefers soft ball, soccer, and rollerblading to more "girly" kind of things..................

..............then this past weekend my two year old baby wanted my to play "tea party" while wearing her heart shaped sunglasses.....DEAR GOD HAVE MERCY!!!!!

Deepcrush wrote:A state as large as Texas and you can't find yourself a lady friend???

remember, he can't move large distances...he's a filter feeder, he has to wait for them to fall into his trap.

Which it seems alot of them seem to do.

Its the sympathy thing. Works every time.

Hey, whatever works

Why is it so many female creatures move on me. is it because i dont mind being dragged into clothes stores, dont mind telling them that the dress really DOES make their butt look big, or dont mind discussing chauvinistic men?

Reliant121 wrote:Why is it so many female creatures move on me. is it because i dont mind being dragged into clothes stores, dont mind telling them that the dress really DOES make their butt look big, or dont mind discussing chauvinistic men?

Yeah, pretty much.

Let's see........I'm 0 for 3 and your 3 for 3. Likely, they are plotting to try and bring you over to the "dark side".

well over here within thirty seconds of finding out someones gay, all the girls make their move and by the end of the day, the gay guy is just "one of the girls".

They seem to get some kind of unnatural pleasure out of having gay friends.

Well, think about it, a gay guy doesn't want a girl as a friend just to get in her pants. So it makes sense actually.

thelordharry wrote:aren't you and your wife expecting too? How's it going?

Yes, our second - a boy - is due about April 21st. Everybody's healthy, although my wife is about an hour past ready.

Reliant121 wrote:A couple of the chavs started on me today.

They know not to try it unless they are serious now.

One of them has a slightly iron railing shaped face now

Excellent. I don't advocate violence, but as my father once told me, "A gentleman doesn't start a fight... but he never lets the other guy finish it."

Mark wrote:..............then this past weekend my two year old baby wanted my to play "tea party" while wearing her heart shaped sunglasses.....DEAR GOD HAVE MERCY!!!!!

I know the feeling. But you loved it, didn't you?

Reliant121 wrote:Why is it so many female creatures move on me. is it because i dont mind being dragged into clothes stores, dont mind telling them that the dress really DOES make their butt look big, or dont mind discussing chauvinistic men?

You are a safe zone. You can give insight into the male mind, without the danger of becominga player in the dance of adolescent sexuality. Your opinions can be trusted, because the girls know that your opinions are given without being colored by the fact of wanting to get in their pants.

Well.........................maybe

Parent's are away for a week on their 25th anniversary. So we have the house to ourselves.