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I suddenly get the vision of a Klingon in Hawaii..... Ho awkward will that get.
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That depends on what part of the island that klingon goes to. In Waikiki he'd be the talk of the town, but if he ends up on the westside on the Waianae cost it would go something like this
Hawaiian: Ho cuz, who you lookin' for?
Klingon: I seek honor and glory!
Hawaiian: They no stay.
Klingon: Do not seek to stand in my way human.
Hawaiian: Hey bra, no act crazy.
Klingon: You speak strangely.
Hawaiian: Oh, you like make like dat, huh? Well, check this.......Kimo, Manu try come. Dis brudda here like ack up.
Thus would the Klingon find himself in a bit of trouble.
Hawaiian: Ho cuz, who you lookin' for?
Klingon: I seek honor and glory!
Hawaiian: They no stay.
Klingon: Do not seek to stand in my way human.
Hawaiian: Hey bra, no act crazy.
Klingon: You speak strangely.
Hawaiian: Oh, you like make like dat, huh? Well, check this.......Kimo, Manu try come. Dis brudda here like ack up.
Thus would the Klingon find himself in a bit of trouble.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Either that, or he'd find himself cornered by some 800-lb. Polynesian in a 300-lb. pickup truck trying to offer him some "wowie."
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I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I was prowsing through some of the old topics around here and came across this one again. Thought it was worth a bump.
What does defeat mean to you?
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
Nothing it will never come. Death before defeat. I don’t bend or break. I end, if I meet a foe capable of it. Victory is in forcing the opponent to back down. I do not. There is no defeat.
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Nu, so where's your picture?
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Hey, just a thought. Maybe a moderatior could compile a "gallery" of our pics somewhere, in a thread with no other posts. Just an idea.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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Yeah, that's what this one was.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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Here's what I look like:
Sorry about teh resolution, but it was kind of hard to take a picture while fighting that moron of a partner I have
Sorry about teh resolution, but it was kind of hard to take a picture while fighting that moron of a partner I have
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Ok, seriosly now here are some pics:
This is just some random pic I found.
This was taken from the balcony at our vacation house in St. George Island
Another random one I found
School soccer pictures.
Yes, Pink is awsome.
Top three reasons to wear pink in the goal (in no particular order)
1. Pink is amazing
2. I'll never have to change because I match an opposing team
3. Seriously how can you dribble down the field get to the eighteen look up, see a keeper in hot pink, and not kick it right at him.
This is just some random pic I found.
This was taken from the balcony at our vacation house in St. George Island
Another random one I found
School soccer pictures.
Yes, Pink is awsome.
Top three reasons to wear pink in the goal (in no particular order)
1. Pink is amazing
2. I'll never have to change because I match an opposing team
3. Seriously how can you dribble down the field get to the eighteen look up, see a keeper in hot pink, and not kick it right at him.
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Dude.....your almost a dead ringer for my nephew Eric. Before he got all kinds of tattoos and starting MMA fighting.
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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ya, don't think that's going to happen to me. (The tatoos/MMA Fighting)
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Heh.....smart man
They say that in the Army,
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
the women are mighty fine.
They look like Phyllis Diller,
and walk like Frankenstein.
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look at the third pic. I don't have an academic letter because I'm a moron
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I like that idea Marky Boy. If you will, a single post per person thread, of the best picture they have of themselves that they feel best represents them No conversation, no OT, just a simple 'here's me' reference pic and that's itMark wrote:Hey, just a thought. Maybe a moderatior could compile a "gallery" of our pics somewhere, in a thread with no other posts. Just an idea.
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the affection of children...to leave the world a better place...to
know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is
to have succeeded.”