The Ranting Thread

[Mikey]

That's the oldest adage of poor managers: "Do as I want, not as I say."

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

Well, I just ignored her today. Still steamed, but I didn't let my anger control me.

[Deepcrush]

That's the oldest adage of poor managers: "Do as I want, not as I say."

Sounds like a woman.

[Tsukiyumi]

[Deepcrush]

Hey, we know I'm right.

[Mikey]

Well, there's this TV show called "Jersey Shore," a semi-reality show about a bunch of idiotic snot-nosed bennie brats who rent a house in the shore resort town 3 minutes from my house. Well, me and the fam are out at the boardwalk yesterday, trying to walk, when a crowd forms up and light crews start trying to set up. Apparently, one of the cast was going down the boardwalk, and some TV flunky tells me and my family that we've got to get out of the way. I started in on the guy with something about how I never heard of his show or network having purchased the municipal property of the town, and how I was going to push my stroller where I needed to and his frigging cameras could wait; before things got any further a bike cop came up and starting directing matters. He was a spineless aplologist to the show, of course, because it brings in lots of trash tourism, but at least he told the guy that he has to let people move on the boardwalk.

Then I cheered out loud when a young kid behind me started shouting something to the effect of "Why don't these bennies go home?"

[Nickswitz]

God, I hate that show, it is literally the trashiest show known to man, it's on MTV so of course it is, but the actors are horrible, they are retards, that basically sit around, tan and screw everything in sight, I mean, ugh. They also pretend they are Italian, and use the term "Guido" when in reality, they are all Hispanic, not friggen Italian, and now people use the term Guido as if it's a good thing, when it's an insult, I know that because I know real Italians, not stupid Spanish annoying retards on TV.
Well, I feel a little better.

[Reliant121]

If they were real italians, the cast would come and tried to run Mikey over in a Fiat Panda, then got out and started screaming something along the lines of "Vaffancula Putana!" while gesticulating everything with lavish hand movements, and THEN going and banging an assistant.

[Tsukiyumi]

Mikey, you forgot to mention how orange they all are.

[Mikey]

If they were real italians, the cast would come and tried to run Mikey over in a Fiat Panda, then got out and started screaming something along the lines of "Vaffancula Putana!" while gesticulating everything with lavish hand movements, and THEN going and banging an assistant.

No, they'd be real North jersey italian-Americans. They would have had their "uncle" who runs a waste-management corporation in Bergen County come and have a talk with me. I don't care what they are - the fact is they're a handful of bennies from new York, who make folks think that they represent native New Jerseyans, and who should just go vacation at Jones friggin' Beach.

Mikey, you forgot to mention how orange they all are.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the fake-n-bake.

On the plus side, one of the barkers at a boardwalk game booth announced that his game was "easier than Snooki."

[Mark]

If they were real italians, the cast would come and tried to run Mikey over in a Fiat Panda, then got out and started screaming something along the lines of "Vaffancula Putana!" while gesticulating everything with lavish hand movements, and THEN going and banging an assistant.

No, they'd be real North jersey italian-Americans. They would have had their "uncle" who runs a waste-management corporation in Bergen County come and have a talk with me. I don't care what they are - the fact is they're a handful of bennies from new York, who make folks think that they represent native New Jerseyans, and who should just go vacation at Jones friggin' Beach.

Mikey, you forgot to mention how orange they all are.

Oh, yeah, I forgot about the fake-n-bake.

On the plus side, one of the barkers at a boardwalk game booth announced that his game was "easier than Snooki."

You beat me to that one Mikey........I had to amend my post. It's pretty bad when these idiots can make the likes of "Fat Tony", "Big Paulie", "Nicki Glasses", and "Little Mickey" look intelligent, ellaquant, cultured, and sophisticated.

[Tsukiyumi]

On the plus side, one of the barkers at a boardwalk game booth announced that his game was "easier than Snooki."

"And witout all da STD's!"

[RK_Striker_JK_5]

They're protesting 'only' getting 10,000 bucks an episode.

[Nickswitz]

They're protesting 'only' getting 10,000 bucks an episode.

Yeah, poor them, they have to act like retards for a week, and get everything paid for, and only get 10,000 what a shame, they should be getting like IDK...

[Nickswitz]

Well, I hate stupid bigots, the next time someone asks me to sign a petition against the Mosque in NYC near the WTC memorial site, I will punch them in the face, and then tell them that I want to make a petition to tear down their church because it's near me, and you offend me being alive, so therefore you shouldn't be allowed to worship, because a Christian somewhere once did something bad.

It makes me want to hurt the bigots who actually believe that they shouldn't be allowed to worship there, because MUSLIMS attacked the WTCs.