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OK, crazy invention time, Pizza Scissors:



Do you really want to eat pizza that requires a pair of scissors to eat!

well that's just awesome!

Interesting.

Weird. In America, the pizzeria usually slices the pie for you.

Mikey wrote:Weird. In America, the pizzeria usually slices the pie for you.

Agreed. Even then, the pizza slicer does a decent enough job too.

The blob next to us is the wrong colour. It should be black and read "Guinness".

Captain Seafort wrote:The blob next to us is the wrong colour. It should be black and read "Guinness".

Funny that you did not object to the "Inbreeding" part.

Well Canada isn't that bad and I still want to go to Brazil for the 'scenery'.

I had no idea the British Isles, and Ireland, were known for inbreeding.

Nutso wrote:I had no idea the British Isles, and Ireland, were known for inbreeding.

Me niether. I think that should be somewhere in the US's South around Alabama extending to West Virginia.

Using this map as a guide the Isles should be "Bad Teeth and Horrible Food."

EDIT: France should also be Lazy Assholes.

Well, it's mostly accurate, isn't it (aside from the Isles)? I also note that there's no blob on the map marked with a particularly positive notation. It's all fucked up a-holes of different sorts all around the world.

Nutso wrote:I had no idea the British Isles, and Ireland, were known for inbreeding.

Perhaps not in general, but the embodiment of the state - that is, the royal family - was, like most of Europe's monarchial families, well-known for inbreeding up through the 19th century.

Captain Picard's Hair wrote:It's all fucked up a-holes of different sorts all around the world.

I.e., an accurate representation.

Well... Chile looks like a nice place to be...

Mikey wrote:Perhaps not in general, but the embodiment of the state - that is, the royal family - was, like most of Europe's monarchial families, well-known for inbreeding up through the 19th century.

Not particularly. It was the Hapsburgs who were the most notorious bunch of inbreeders. Given that the royal family has had plenty of fresh blood from various Welshmen, Scots and Germans over the last few centuries, mostly with pretty tenuous claims, their gene pool is probably in pretty good nick.