The Ranting Thread
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Well, my boss will walk into the kitchen whilst we're eating, apologise, and then proceed to ask us something. Course he also interupts conversations, and jumps in to conversations that don't concern him.
"You ain't gonna get off down the trail a mile or two, and go missing your wife or something, like our last cook done, are you?"
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
"My wife is in hell, where I sent her. She could make good biscuits, but her behavior was terrible."
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I just tell people to go away. If they don't, I take out my knife. And smile sweetly.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
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Ah, you've learned so well.Royal_Foxx wrote:I just tell people to go away. If they don't, I take out my knife. And smile sweetly.
Jinsei wa cho no yume, shi no tsubasa no bitodesu
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I keep telling people, Yeah, Deep is a teacher!Deepcrush wrote:Ah, you've learned so well.Royal_Foxx wrote:I just tell people to go away. If they don't, I take out my knife. And smile sweetly.
“You cannot play God then wash your hands of the things that you've created. Sooner or later, the day comes when you can't hide from the things that you've done anymore.”
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
And then Buffy staked Edward. The End.
From Slave to Princess
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And I keep saying that people should pay less attention to his job, and more attention to where he happens to live.Royal_Foxx wrote:I keep telling people, Yeah, Deep is a teacher!
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Strictly coincidence, I'm sure.
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Hey, our base happens to be the second safest residence in the whole state of Maryland. So stop picking on me or you'll hurt my feelings!
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Only second? What's the first then?Deepcrush wrote:Hey, our base happens to be the second safest residence in the whole state of Maryland. So stop picking on me or you'll hurt my feelings!
Of course Deep's got feelings.Tyyr wrote:You have feelings?
Or, to be precise, nerve-endings. In his knuckles. How to you expect him to know if he's made a solid enough contact otherwise?
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Fort Detrick, but its not really a fair judgement since their total population is around the same as our student counts.Captain Seafort wrote:Only second? What's the first then?
You just couldn't wait to throw a joke at me could you...Captain Seafort wrote:Of course Deep's got feelings.
Or, to be precise, nerve-endings. In his knuckles. How to you expect him to know if he's made a solid enough contact otherwise?
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With a set-up like Tyyr's comment it was too good to miss, and can you really claim that no-one else would have stepped in if I hadn't?Deepcrush wrote:You just couldn't wait to throw a joke at me could you...
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Fair enough on both counts.
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Grr. Every once in a while, I'm reminded of how disparate my wife's tastes in art and literature are from mine. Her recent choices in reading, for example, haven't varied from Anna Quindlan and Susan Miller.
So... when my daughter was reading in the car the other day, and came upon a bit about Brussels and then said the word "Belgium," I of course told her (jokingly) to not use that sort of language. My wife looked at me as if she already had the committal papers drawn up.
So... when my daughter was reading in the car the other day, and came upon a bit about Brussels and then said the word "Belgium," I of course told her (jokingly) to not use that sort of language. My wife looked at me as if she already had the committal papers drawn up.
I can't stand nothing dull
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
I got the high gloss luster
I'll massacre your ass as fast
as Bull offed Custer
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I was asked to pull a pallet down at work today to get toothbrushes off it for the health/beauty aid department manager. Okay, I did it and informed her about it, along with a ton of other stuff she needed. Around 1:50 PM, I see her. She shows me the toothbrushes and asks me what the fuck she's supposed to do with them.
The toothbrushes came in what's called an 'assortment', meaning in the case there's multiple types of them in a display. Turns out she wanted the display and all the other toothbrushes. And she expected me to know this by... I don't know... READING HER MIND????!!!
I was asked to pull a pallet down at work today to get toothbrushes off it for the health/beauty aid department manager. Okay, I did it and informed her about it, along with a ton of other stuff she needed. Around 1:50 PM, I see her. She shows me the toothbrushes and asks me what the fuck she's supposed to do with them.
The toothbrushes came in what's called an 'assortment', meaning in the case there's multiple types of them in a display. Turns out she wanted the display and all the other toothbrushes. And she expected me to know this by... I don't know... READING HER MIND????!!!