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Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 5:05 pm
by Vic
Navy brew helped me through many a midwatch and underway lookout in the wee hours of the morning.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 7:59 pm
by Mark
I've heard some good things about Navy coffee...keeps them sailors awake while they're driving their ships.

But then you've got Army coffee. It's designed to keep you going through a 20K march, and for later use as a chemical weapon.

Army coffee is #1 :poke: :mrgreen:

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:33 pm
by Foxfyre
Mark wrote:I've heard some good things about Navy coffee...keeps them sailors awake while they're driving their ships.

But then you've got Army coffee. It's designed to keep you going through a 20K march, and for later use as a chemical weapon.

Army coffee is #1 :poke: :mrgreen:
No Navy Coffee is, can eat the paint off an Aircraft Carrier without even touching the hull.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 8:46 pm
by Mark
Lol....Army coffee can not only be used wake up the troops in the morning, but clean out their M-16s as well, desolving that lead and carbon build up better than solvent :lol:

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 9:08 pm
by Mikey
Mark wrote:Lol....Army coffee can not only be used wake up the troops in the morning, but clean out their M-16s as well, desolving that lead and carbon build up better than solvent :lol:
As long as they're not 'Nam-era M-16's, which fell apart when you looked at them funny.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:07 am
by Mark
Lol....no. Thankfully, they came out with the M-16A2 which corrects MOST of the glaring design fuckups of the original.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:42 am
by Foxfyre
Mark wrote:Lol....no. Thankfully, they came out with the M-16A2 which corrects MOST of the glaring design fuckups of the original.
Is that all army coffee does, Navy coffee can be used as an Engine Coolant, a solvent, and an ansceptic.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 3:21 am
by Mark
Foxfyre wrote:
Mark wrote:Lol....no. Thankfully, they came out with the M-16A2 which corrects MOST of the glaring design fuckups of the original.
Is that all army coffee does, Navy coffee can be used as an Engine Coolant, a solvent, and an ansceptic.

Lol. You heard about the Battle of Crapachino? US troops ran out of ammo, and all they had left was coffee. They filled canteens and mess kits with the stuff, and splashed it on the enemy. It disolved the enemies gear, ate through skin, and blistered eyeballs, allowing the Army to win the day.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:17 am
by Foxfyre
Mark wrote:
Foxfyre wrote:
Mark wrote:Lol....no. Thankfully, they came out with the M-16A2 which corrects MOST of the glaring design fuckups of the original.
Is that all army coffee does, Navy coffee can be used as an Engine Coolant, a solvent, and an ansceptic.

Lol. You heard about the Battle of Crapachino? US troops ran out of ammo, and all they had left was coffee. They filled canteens and mess kits with the stuff, and splashed it on the enemy. It disolved the enemies gear, ate through skin, and blistered eyeballs, allowing the Army to win the day.
Yeah and I bet the Navy supplied the Coffee.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 11:55 am
by thelordharry
You guys obviously haven't tried the Sainsburys 'Basics' range ground coffee. It's sold in a 10" thick lead container and painted on it is a big yellow circle with three sort of black triangles inside with a dot in the middle...

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 2:50 pm
by Mikey
thelordharry wrote:You guys obviously haven't tried the Sainsburys 'Basics' range ground coffee. It's sold in a 10" thick lead container and painted on it is a big yellow circle with three sort of black triangles inside with a dot in the middle...
Mmmm, sounds just like I like it...
Foxfyre wrote:Navy coffee can be used as an Engine Coolant, a solvent, and an ansceptic.
But can it be used as coffee?

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 6:52 pm
by Captain Seafort
Mark wrote:Lol....no. Thankfully, they came out with the M-16A2 which corrects MOST of the glaring design fuckups of the original.
Last time I checked, even the latest model is still unreliable crap compared to the L85A2.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:11 pm
by Mikey
Are you folks even still using that thing? I guess you keep lefties out of the army.

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:19 pm
by Mark
My M-16 never failed me :mrgreen:

Re: The old java bean...

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 7:26 pm
by Captain Seafort
Mikey wrote:Are you folks even still using that thing? I guess you keep lefties out of the army.
Absolutely - we gave it to H&K and said "fix this", so they did. It's got a decent record for reliability now (although you'd better not want to fire around the wrong side of cover).