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You now live on Rura Penthe.

I wish this godforsaken game would end.

Bryan Moore wrote:You now live on Rura Penthe.

I wish this godforsaken game would end.

granted. you realize that you secretly loved it. also, you catch whatever stomach bug made me vomit the intire contents of my stomach last night.

i wish for wisdom.

granted, but your only wisdom is in the field of cleaning carpets

I wish insomnia did not exist

granted. enjoy your coma.

i wish for a fish that jumps and goes "splish".

Granted. It gets eaten by a bigger fish.

I wish for another wish that can't be screwed up.

Granterd. But its a really useless wish that no one would ever want.

I wish my keyboard would wok properly.

Granted. Your monitor now blows up.

I wish I knew where all this rain was comming from.

Granted. Now no one will leave you alone since they want to know to.

I wish I had a cup of normal drinkable sprite that wouldn't kill me that tastes normal and I get to drink. It also can't make me fat or sick.

Granted, but you only drink half before you accidentally spill it.

I wish the helicopters would stop flying over my house.

Granted. You now have B52s flying over at low level.

I wish B&B would make a good Trek series.

Granted, there are no new Trek series and they're just introducing new ways to sell dvd box sets of TOS.

I wish the Canucks would win a cup for once.

Granted, but the cup they win is a coffee cup from my kitchen. The broken one.

I wish I was ten years younger.

Granted; you're ten years younger, but you're also ten years dumber



I wish I was a published writer.

Granted, your children's series "Look Mommy! Toilet Training for Two Year Olds" was published, but failed to sell any copies.

I wish I could travel through time.

Granted, but you accidentally kill an ancestor, resulting in you never existing.

I wish I were immortal.