Ruin-a-Desire

Bryan Moore · Post by **Bryan Moore** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 1:51 am

You now live on Rura Penthe.

I wish this godforsaken game would end.

Dean Martlou · Post by **Dean Martlou** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:56 am

Bryan Moore wrote:You now live on Rura Penthe.

I wish this godforsaken game would end.

granted. you realize that you secretly loved it. also, you catch whatever stomach bug made me vomit the intire contents of my stomach last night.

i wish for wisdom.

MetalHead · Post by **MetalHead** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:37 am

granted, but your only wisdom is in the field of cleaning carpets

I wish insomnia did not exist

Dean Martlou · Post by **Dean Martlou** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 4:40 am

granted. enjoy your coma.

i wish for a fish that jumps and goes "splish".

Post by **Teaos** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:49 am

Granted. It gets eaten by a bigger fish.

I wish for another wish that can't be screwed up.

Sionnach Glic · Post by **Sionnach Glic** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:16 pm

Granterd. But its a really useless wish that no one would ever want.

I wish my keyboard would wok properly.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:21 pm

Granted. Your monitor now blows up.

I wish I knew where all this rain was comming from.

Post by **Teaos** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 2:29 pm

Granted. Now no one will leave you alone since they want to know to.

I wish I had a cup of normal drinkable sprite that wouldn't kill me that tastes normal and I get to drink. It also can't make me fat or sick.

The Wormhole · Post by **The Wormhole** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:02 pm

Granted, but you only drink half before you accidentally spill it.

I wish the helicopters would stop flying over my house.

Post by **Captain Seafort** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 5:29 pm

Granted. You now have B52s flying over at low level.

I wish B&B would make a good Trek series.

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:08 pm

Granted, there are no new Trek series and they're just introducing new ways to sell dvd box sets of TOS.

I wish the Canucks would win a cup for once.

Post by **Graham Kennedy** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 6:41 pm

Granted, but the cup they win is a coffee cup from my kitchen. The broken one.

I wish I was ten years younger.

Varthikes · Post by **Varthikes** » Thu Jul 26, 2007 7:25 pm

Granted; you're ten years younger, but you're also ten years dumber

I wish I was a published writer.

I Am Spartacus · Post by **I Am Spartacus** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:30 am

Granted, your children's series "Look Mommy! Toilet Training for Two Year Olds" was published, but failed to sell any copies.

I wish I could travel through time.

The Wormhole · Post by **The Wormhole** » Fri Jul 27, 2007 2:35 am

Granted, but you accidentally kill an ancestor, resulting in you never existing.

I wish I were immortal.