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Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.

If I want something pretty around my house, I'll buy a painting. It'd be about as useful.

Yeah but you can't fuck a painting.

Unless you're in Japan.

Tyyr wrote:Yeah but you can't f**k a painting.

Unless you're in Japan.

Fine, a RealDoll, then. At least it doesn't talk.

Tsukiyumi wrote:

Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.

If I want something pretty around my house, I'll buy a painting. It'd be about as useful.

No, a painting can tell you the capitals of the states of the U.S. Making it more useful...

Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.

Sadly, this is true, but I could not live with a moron as a wife, I need an intellectual equal, which I have found some pretty good lookin equals, so don't say it isn't possible..

I won't, I'm married to one.

Tyyr wrote:Varies from man to man. However odds are good she'll eventually find a guy who's only interest is in something pretty around his house and then she's set for life.

Yeah...saddest part is it's likely to be some rich guy who she'll barely see. She just has to be a house sitter, an arm trophy, and a baby maker.

Yeah, vapid will eventually outpace pretty.

Oh yes. I had my lovely space cadet when I was 17. She was so dumb I once asked her IQ and she said 34 D.

Another time, just to mess with her I ask "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?" She called information.

Mark wrote:Oh yes. I had my lovely space cadet when I was 17. She was so dumb I once asked her IQ and she said 34 D.

Another time, just to mess with her I ask "Quick! What's the number for 9-1-1?" She called information.

I'm so so sorry to hear Mark...

Mark wrote:Oh yes. I had my lovely space cadet when I was 17. She was so dumb I once asked her IQ and she said 34 D.

Wow...

Hey, it's not a bad answer to the question really. After all, its obvious her brains won't get her through life so she'll have to count on her rack.

At the start of this outage the scaffolding subcontractor explained why he only showed up to the job with eight guys with, "We've got plenty of time."

Tyyr wrote:Hey, it's not a bad answer to the question really. After all, its obvious her brains won't get her through life so she'll have to count on her rack.

At the start of this outage the scaffolding subcontractor explained why he only showed up to the job with eight guys with, "We've got plenty of time."

Life lesson: You never have as much time as you think you do.

How many should he have had?

20 or 30.

Wow, not even half of what he should have had.

Yeah. At a million dollars a day just to have the unit off there is no such thing as "plenty of time."