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Lazar wrote:One time I saw this old cartoon where this guy had a "hole" (i.e. a large black disk) that he carried around like a suitcase, and if he laid it on the ground people would fall into it.

Wasn't there one of them in the Roger Rabbit film?

As long as it wasn't in Jessica Rabbit.

Strap that two by four on?

What a little red head hottie

They should NEVER make a cartoon that hot.

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A man was about to be executed.
he was allowed one last statement.
If true, he would be shot.
If false, he would be hung.
So he made his statement, and is still alive.
What was the statement? cookie to s/he who gets it first

"This statement is false."

Haha, no, but good guess...

I can't say it, it's just not fair...

"God exists"?

There's no way to prove it either way, so...

I had an idea based on the "he would be hung" bit, but I'm pretty sure that's not where young Bob was going...

He said: "Everything I say is a lie and that's the truth".

Mikey wrote:I had an idea based on the "he would be hung" bit, but I'm pretty sure that's not where young Bob was going...

Actually, you get the cookie.

Bear in mind:

"hung" ≠ "hanged"
"hung" + DITL = bad jokes

Lazar wrote:Bear in mind:

"hung" ≠ "hanged"
"hung" + DITL = bad jokes

Good point... and now I take back Mikeys cookie.

He missed an important part though...

He was about to be hung... also... he had his head in the loop and all...