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I've got a good one:

Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".

I've got a good one:

Any other man than Jean-Luc Picard: "Mr Worf, you are a coward".

Anyone other than Q to Worf

"Microbrain!!!"

"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON"
"Why not?"

"Think he's dead, or just asleep?"

- Gary Larson

bob wrote:"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON"
"Why not?"

OR

"Whatever you do, DON'T PRESS THE RED BUTTON!"

"You mean this one?"

that's the one I meant

"She SAID she was eighteen! I swear!"

"I'm invincible!"

Rochey wrote:"I'm invincible!"

*cue lots of liquid helium*

A quiet moment on the Enterprise - E bridge.

Wesley Crusher: Say, Captain, what's this memo you pasted on the tactical console?
(Silence - Wesley is the only one on the bridge)
Wesley: That's odd, let's read the memo...

MEMO TO ALL BRIDGE CREW:
PLEASE LEAVE THE BRIDGE. UTOPIA PLANITIA IS ABOUT TO INITIATE A BARYON SWEEP WHICH WILL VAPORIZE ORGANIC MATTER AND BARYON PARTICLES.
OH YES, AND SOMEONE REMEMBER TO TELL WESLEY... OOPS... SORRY, WES!

Wesley: OK, I'm boned.

The green baryon sweep hits the end of the bridge and vaporizes Wesley. Hooray!

"This is one year that I'd like to forget."

Wouldn't that actually be: "Time's up." ?

shran wrote:Wouldn't that actually be: "Time's up." ?

:::scrathing head:::

Could be......................................

"Damn the torpedos. Full speed ahead!"