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Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 6:12 pm
by Bryan Moore
Was Jesus only crucified because he was a carpenter? Had he been a fisherman full time would he have been fed to the sharks? Or if he was an iron worker would they have dipped him in molten metal?
If these were the cases, would we not wear crosses for jewelry? Perhaps a shark tooth instead?
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 7:51 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:08 pm
by MetalHead
Why are loud exhausts legal on cars? *sigh*
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:13 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
MetalHead wrote:Why are loud exhausts legal on cars? *sigh*
Because it's useful for intimidating the other racers
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 8:17 pm
by Blackstar the Chakat
Did you know that there is this car that runs on just water, but the oil companys had the government destroy it? 8)
Posted: Sat Mar 01, 2008 10:46 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
If everything that goes up must come down, then how does the atmosphere stay up? Or, how will the Voyager and other Outer Solar System probes come back down?
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 1:32 am
by Mikey
ChakatBlackstar wrote:If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"
It will play a marathon of Rick Astley.
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 2:23 am
by Tsukiyumi
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 5:31 am
by mwhittington
Mikey wrote:ChakatBlackstar wrote:If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"
It will play a marathon of Rick Astley.
Or Howard Stern, or Michael Bolton.
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 9:36 am
by Sionnach Glic
If a synchronised swimmer drowns, do all the others have to drown, too?
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 4:23 pm
by Mikey
If a pit in the road is called a "pothole," why haven't I ever found a little rolled-up baggie inside one?
Posted: Sun Mar 02, 2008 6:24 pm
by Captain Picard's Hair
If blessed things are holy, does cheese become swiss cheese when blessed?
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 9:48 pm
by MetalHead
Why can I never quite work out Graham and Ian's sense of humor on the caption competition!? hahaha
Posted: Mon Mar 03, 2008 11:40 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
mwhittington wrote:Mikey wrote:ChakatBlackstar wrote:If you're driving one of those cars were you just say "Play artist: *name*" and it plays the selection, what happens if the guy in front of slams his brakes and you end up saying "Play Oh crap!"
It will play a marathon of Rick Astley.
Or Howard Stern, or Michael Bolton.
Or Celine Dion.
Posted: Tue Mar 04, 2008 2:13 am
by Captain Picard's Hair
In China, do cartoon dogs suck on opposite ends of a piece of Lo Mein until their lips meet?
