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...then it would shoot the guy holding the treat in the face with a rocket pod and take the biscuit.

I think the whole array of pics is just an object lesson as to what could happen if the same person held the film rights to Iron Man and Lassie.

Via Twitter again.

Possum broke into the local bakery and ate so many pastries he couldnt move. This is how the bakery owners found him.

Too sugared-up to even play dead.

Not funny, but we all love food. Ham & Egg Pie!

Man, that sounds good.

Not that I would really be able to eat it, but it is tempting.




Dammit.

Truly, what 'WTF' was invented for:

Ah, finally one of the secret locations of the infamous British "horse silos" is revealed. How did that girl get one of the horse launch codes, I wonder?

Did Dracula refuse Don Corleone a favour?

kostmayer wrote:Did Dracula refuse Don Corleone a favour?

Super The Godfather trivia: what was the name of the horse whose head Brasi put in Woltz' bed?

Shergar?

Captain Seafort wrote:Shergar?

No. IIRC, Shergar made it out of his difficulties in less than two pieces. At any rate, it would've been hard for a horse to win the Epsom in 1981 if it had been beheaded in the mid-40's. There is, however, a slightly gruesome and ironic British connection in the naming of the horse. I'll give it a bit more time before I reveal.

Sorry, I was lending more credence to the film than I should have. Apparently Shergar was killed in an excessively brutal, slow, and painful manner by Mallon's boys, and later disposed of in an as-yet unknown location. There is, however, no indication of body parts being removed from each other.

Mikey wrote:IIRC, Shergar made it out of his difficulties in less than two pieces.

Really? Where is said piece then? You could probably make a bob or two out of that information.

At any rate, it would've been hard for a horse to win the Epsom in 1981 if it had been beheaded in the mid-40's.

Aye. Even for the film it would be hard for a horse born in 1979 to get mentioned in a film made in 1972.

There is, however, a slightly gruesome and ironic British connection in the naming of the horse.

Charles I? Anne Boelyn? Lady Jane Grey? Mary Queen of Scots?

Captain Seafort wrote:Really? Where is said piece then? You could probably make a bob or two out of that information.

I amended my statement, didn't I?

Captain Seafort wrote:Charles I? Anne Boelyn? Lady Jane Grey? Mary Queen of Scots?

You're on the right track, but more it's a more erudite reference than that. The horse was named "Khartoum," which - as I'm sure you are aware - is where British commander Charles Gordon was beheaded by rebel Sudanese Muslims.