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Mikey wrote:
Atekimogus wrote:This is a tad offending, you might wanna skip it....

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Offensive to whom: Jews, clowns, Jesus, or retards?
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Atekimogus wrote:This is a tad offending, you might wanna skip it....

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I hate clowns.
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Royal_Foxx wrote:
Atekimogus wrote:This is a tad offending, you might wanna skip it....

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I hate clowns.
So does my girlfriend, as I found out the other day when we walked passed one. I'm indifferent.
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Royal_Foxx wrote:
Atekimogus wrote:This is a tad offending, you might wanna skip it....

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I hate clowns.
Yes, but what's your take on Jews, Jesus, and retards?
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Yes, but what's your take on Jews, Jesus, and retards?
Well, I hate which ever one would win in a 3 way cage fight.
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Tough call.
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Griffin wrote:
Mikey wrote:Yes, but what's your take on Jews, Jesus, and retards?
Well, I hate which ever one would win in a 3 way cage fight.
You mean a two-way cage fight.
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I can't quite decide if this is real or a joke. I'm heavily leaning towards a joke, but... :shock:

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Well, the heading on the first pic reads something like "central nervous system," but in a weird Romance-Cyrillic transliteration. I have no idea if the actual Russian translation follows closely. But... it's a rough collie! I don't know if I should be afraid, but that thing will herd the SHIT out of some sheep!
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It is obviously a joke. Sticking a dog's head that either a fake head or a real dog head that looks that real during a presumed time period is highly unrealistic since we cannot even do that now.

Also sticking a dog head into a robot... well...
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Of course it's a fake. Even if we were to ignore the completely anachronistic aspect of the technology, no real scientist would put a dog into that sort of construct - dogs' motor centers aren't built for bipedal movement.

OTOH, if I were able to get one for my pooch I bet he'd show those f*^%ing rabbits once and for all.
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Mikey wrote:
Royal_Foxx wrote:
Atekimogus wrote:This is a tad offending, you might wanna skip it....

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Yes, but what's your take on Jews, Jesus, and retards?
I'm fine with them. Gacy never dressed up as a Jew and he never claimed to be Jesus or a retard.
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The thing that makes me take this slightly seriously is that the Russians did actually do experiments in which they tried to keep a dog's head alive separately from the body, using an artificial heart and lung machine. Apparently they even had some slight success, if you can believe that.

I think that probably inspired somebody to mock this up...
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GrahamKennedy wrote:The thing that makes me take this slightly seriously is that the Russians did actually do experiments in which they tried to keep a dog's head alive separately from the body, using an artificial heart and lung machine. Apparently they even had some slight success, if you can believe that.

I think that probably inspired somebody to mock this up...
I had heard that those experiments, even after some limited success, were halted quite suddenly when the doctor's rather inhumane practices and desire to work on human subjects became known. Anyway, like I said - a dog's brain isn't wired for bipedal ambulation.
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But if they held a doggie treat up above it's head... :happydevil:
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