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Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 4:33 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Hey look, I found something to laugh at.
Idiotic Website That Makes Me Laugh Like Hell
Great, humanity's inteligence has just dropped another peg.
What is with this fundamentalist Christian obsession with removing anything remotely fun from reality?
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 6:27 pm
by Tsukiyumi
"Sexual purity"? Yeah, that's what I'm working on. After watching my 999,999,999th video, I'll be reborn as a being of pure sexual energy, and ascend to Shagging Heaven, where I'll spend eternity banging supermodels and movie starlets.
How can you lecture someone on the evils of anal sex when you have a huge stick up your own ass?
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:33 pm
by Aaron
Tsukiyumi wrote:"Sexual purity"? Yeah, that's what I'm working on. After watching my 999,999,999th video, I'll be reborn as a being of pure sexual energy, and ascend to Shagging Heaven, where I'll spend eternity banging supermodels and movie starlets.
How can you lecture someone on the evils of anal sex when you have a huge stick up your own ass?
Your going to become a Slaanesh daemon? I could live with having an orgasim by stubbing my toe.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:36 pm
by Aaron
Oh man, the adult side of the site has a forum. So.Tempted.To.Mess.With.Them.
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 8:47 pm
by Reliant121
Tsukiyumi wrote:"Sexual purity"? Yeah, that's what I'm working on. After watching my 999,999,999th video, I'll be reborn as a being of pure sexual energy, and ascend to Shagging Heaven, where I'll spend eternity banging supermodels and movie starlets.
How can you lecture someone on the evils of anal sex when you have a huge stick up your own ass?
Anal....hmmmmmmm
Posted: Sun Mar 30, 2008 11:24 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Hope you come back soon, Deep. *Waves*
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 3:04 am
by Bryan Moore
Wicked party on Friday. Margaritaville themed. Lots of booze. Lots of grass skirts.
Posted: Mon Mar 31, 2008 12:52 pm
by Granitehewer
Bry+grass skirt = :-0 pluck out my eyes!
Posted: Tue Apr 01, 2008 3:22 am
by Mikey
You always come back to find us at our best, huh, Pete?
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:32 pm
by RK_Striker_JK_5
Ugh, getting my wisdom teeth taken out this morning. First surgery... ever, actually.
Slightly nervous, I'll admit.
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:35 pm
by Reliant121
I dont want to concern you but...wisdom teeth? good luck mate. I had normal Molars removed and boy did it hurt. Wisdoms will be a fair bit worse.
Good luck my friend
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 12:56 pm
by Mikey
You'll talk funny for a bit, but I'm sure you'll be OK. Good luck!
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:05 pm
by Sionnach Glic
Well, as of 1:42 Pm today, I'm now an uncle (again).
As for the wisdom teeth, I've heard from my brother, who had them out, that it hurts like hell. Have fun!
Seriously though, you'll likely be put under an anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the surgery itself. It's when you get home and the anesthetic wears off that you need to have some painkiller nearby.
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 6:39 pm
by Granitehewer
character building!
Posted: Fri Apr 18, 2008 7:01 pm
by Mikey
Rochey wrote:Well, as of 1:42 Pm today, I'm now an uncle (again).
As for the wisdom teeth, I've heard from my brother, who had them out, that it hurts like hell. Have fun!
Seriously though, you'll likely be put under an anesthetic, so you won't feel anything during the surgery itself. It's when you get home and the anesthetic wears off that you need to have some painkiller nearby.
Congrats! I can hear it now... "Tell us a story, Uncle Machine Overlord?"